Ha! Poor mom
Yesterday, my mom was talking with my uncle about her computer. He told her that he had a very good computerman that could check it to know what is wrong with it, but he had to take the computer to his house. So, my mom went to our house to get it, and then..... ooops! it slipped from her hands and landed directly on her toe. We heard a scream a lots of bad words. My grandma went to see what had happened and she saw lots of blood. She cleaned my mom's foot but it looked really bad so they went to the hospital. No broken bones but the skin exploded and now she has half nail. No stitches. The doctor said it was better to let it heal by itself.
I guess my mom needs a "limpia" (cleaning your body with herbs to take away your bad luck).
The computer is back. The computerman did not find anything wrong. But it is still very slow.
I guess my mom needs a "limpia" (cleaning your body with herbs to take away your bad luck).
The computer is back. The computerman did not find anything wrong. But it is still very slow.
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Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
65 comments:
Lorenza,
Bad luck, get lost!
No more bad luck!
So sorry to see your mom got hurt.
Please ask her to rest,foot elevated and help you blogging more. I miss you.
Cheers!
Oh My Lorenza! A sploded toe! Ouch(but strangely cool) Hope your luck gets better!
Hugs,
Sunny & Scooter
PS Mom says remember RICE
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
(of your momma's toe/foot)
hi Lorenza, we wonder if the computer is mad at your mom and that's why it attacked her toe. that looks very painful. you can make it much better for her with licks and cuddles. we don't know what will help the &*(&!!% computer though.
woofs.
Oh Lorenza...oh my...A 'sploded toe??? WOW!!! AND HBO words too??!! Your poor mama is gonna have one really sore foot! That vicious puter...eatin' her toe!!!
Oh my...I hope they gave her something to take for the pain...if ya need me to come and make a special super duper smoothie that guarantees no pain for a month, I will be there! Course your mom may sleep for a month too!!!
Love ya Lorenza...and gentle kissies to ur mom's ouchie!
Love, Laciegirl
Pee Ess...Trust me...I will deal with my brothers.
Hi Lorenza,
you look like you are tired of the bad luck! Our computer is very slow too, and G-Mom calls it very bad words. I think she hits it too!! Maybe she'll get a new one.
Hope your Mom's toe gets better soon.
love,
Rambo
Lorenza
I'm so sowwy fow all the bad luck..I hope it goes away vewy soon
I'm sending youw Mom extwa smoochie kisses fow hew toe!!muwahhhhhhhh
love
ASTA
Oh Lorenza! Espero que a tua mãe fique boa logo! Dê a ela muito carinho e beijos!
Love and licks
Thor
So sorry for all your bad luck and your poor mums toe.
Give it a kiss better from me.
Love Gizmo
p.s. I think your puter might have a gremlin in it.
Tell your mom to get a tiny laptop. That way it won't hurt if she drops it on her toe. She can take it to the coffee shop and have a chai tea or a cafe con leche and use their wifi while you lick the crumbs off the sidewalk. Then the bad luck will go away.
Hope her toe is better. Give it a lick for me. I like smelly feet.
Deefor
Hi Lorenza!
I haven't been online for awhile and I just caught-up on my reading. I sure missed a lot! Your poor mommy! I hope her toe feels better soon! It looks so painful... I'm sorry your computer is super slow. It's so frustrating when computers slow down or when they freeze. As long as it doesn't stop you from blogging, it'll be okay!
Love,
Franny
w00f's Lorenza, ouchieeee u mamas toe looks bad...bet it hurts like HBO words tooo..me thinks me mama iz having ur puter troubles too....
b safe,
~rocky~
Ouch!!!!!!!
OMdoG, thats really hurt. I hope your mom's toe get better and I hope all the bad luck go away!!
extra slurpy licks,
BenBen
Hi Lorenza,
That's bad!! Your poor mom... I can imagine all the HBO words she used!!
Remember to try not to step on her ouchie toe.. ** Big hugs for your mom**
Ouch! That looks really painful! Please give your mommy extra kisses from me!
Love, Dino
Oh no your poor mom. I hope her toe doesn't hurt as much today...
Bad computer....
~ Girl girl
Hi, Lorenza -
Bad luck, go away and don't come back. We hope your Mom's toe gets better real soon.
BAD computer!
Love -
Hershey and Kaci
WOO WOO Lorenza
We feel sorry for your poor Mommy's toe. It's a good thing for you to kiss it.Maybe it will heal faster with your healing kisses!
We haven't heard of Limpia before but we agree - your Mom needs it!
Hope today is better!
Thor and Marco Polo
YIKES!
Please take khare of your mom's 'sploded toe!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Are you sure Mum didn't kick the computer ! :-)
I hope her toe stops hurting soon.
Cheers
Charlie
Good evening Lorenza.
The wound of digiti pedis is poor.
I also drop the desk on the foot, and the finger is fractured. It was very painful.
And, only time was solved.
I pray that I improve early.
And, happiness must come to lorenza.
from loved ume tyan
Your poor mom. A slow computer and now a hurt toe. I am sure you will give her lots of love and attention so she doesn't feel so bad. Hope she is better soon,
Your friend,
Niamh
Ow, your mummy's toe must really hurt! Lots of gentle kissies needed I think!
Nibbles
Cassidy x
Oh Lorenza,
It looks so painful. After bad luck comes good luck.
Kisses and hugs you and your mom
Matilda
Hi Lorenza
I'm sorry to hear about your mom's accident. It looks very painful. Toes have lots of nerve endings. Take care of her.
Love Ruby
Your poor mom! I hope things get better soon!
ooucharoonie!!
I think you should give your Mom tons of sugars to make her toe feel better!
oh, OUCH! That toe is sure to heal if you give it lots of kisses!
Ah Lorenza...
Yer troubles continue and now the toes are involved....when computers aren't workin' correctly it gives everyone a headache....never saw a toe ache before from one....that's a first...hope yer Mom's toe feels better...and the computer too....
Dewey Dewster here...
Ouchie
Deetzy
OUCH! That was terrible! Your poor mom must have screamed loud!
It's a good thing you are there to help take care of her, Lorenza.
Hi!Lorenza.I take care about the thumb of your mom.
Oh no.... Give your Mom a nice big swiss kiss from me and Dyos ok ? I hope it will help....
Kisses, Faya
Oh my Cod! Your mom's toe looks very, very hurty! I hope it feels better soon.
That exploded toe must be so painful for your Mama, Lorenza. I am going to yell at the Bad Luck Boogieman to leave your computer and your Mama alone. "Leave them alone, Boogieman!!" There. Hopefully, everything will turn around for all of you now.
xox
Chef
I'm sending you some good luck vibes!!! and some healing vibes to your poor mom's toe. That doesn't look good at all!
Kaos
Oh no your poor mum Lorenza. That looks sooo painful. We hope your bad luck goes away. Good luck.
tailwags
Noah xx
Poor mom. That looks like one sore toe. These computers make your head want to explode sometimes. They can be such trouble. Hopefully it gets better soon.
Felizmente no fue nada grave... a veces mi amster cree que tambien necesita una limpia...estos humanos!
My mom screamed at her computer a lot too till we got our new one. Now she is in a better mood. HOpe you get yours fixed soon!
--JB
EEEEK!!!
You're poor Mommy.
Do bad things happen when you're wearing your cute dresses or only when you're nakie??
Hm. You're just too cute Lo! Distracting your Mommy and distracting that computer.<3
Give your Mommy a cute l'il lick on those nose from me! I hope bad luck stops super soon!
xxxoo.
gucci.
Hi Lorenza,
I sure hope mommys foot feels better. It sure looks painful. I know your kisses made her boo boo feel so much better, how thoughful of you.
Kisses,
Sami
Oh no, that's one mega ouchie!!! One time our pops dropped a big outdoor grill on his toe and did something that looked that bad too. Hope your mom feels better soon and that that man can fix the computer.
Woos and wags, the OP Pack
What a strange human is that computerman! Imagine, not finding anything wrong with a computer - obviously there's something wrong with it when it does that to a toe! Perhaps you should pull the wires out and chew them a bit....but not your mum's toe!
Please come by and see the awards I have for you at my dogblog!
licks,
Charlie
Lorenza,
I know dog spit is a good healing power. Perhaps you could limpia her toe with your tongue!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Wow! Her toe looks bad. I hope she's alright.
In the meantime, I will try to come up with some good luck spells for you. Abracadabra!
I hope it works.
Hugs to your mum. Homer
Oh dear...I hope your mum's toes will heal quickly. Take care, ya.
That must have hurt alot. Please give your mom noselicks n kisses for us. Hope that her toe will heal quickly
Love
Boy n Baby
That must have hurt alot. Please give your mom noselicks n kisses for us. Hope that her toe will heal quickly
Love
Boy n Baby
Oh your poor mom's toe. Hope your kisses and licks would help it heal faster.
Hmm...the joy and frustration of having a computer. Hope your computer will be back to normal soon.
oh no Lorenza,
your poor Mommy. give her toesy lots of licks and kisses and it will get better real fast. Ya know ya gotta be careful picking up stuff. our computer really makes the Mommy mad too but we wouldn't be a to reach & talk to our DWB friends with out it.
give your Mpmmy some extra kisses from me...love a lots Mona
I'm gonna treat that bad luck to a dose of my ferocious fangs!!
Did you know I have healing powers? no? well i do.. so i'm sending a big bunch of my rotti slobber and kisses over for your Mom along with a sprinkling of hugs and kisses, hope she is better real soon.. maybe i should send your computer some too!
Ben xxxx
oh.. poor toe... i hope she will get better ..
Princess Lorenza,
we are sorry to hear about the bad luck and your mommy's toe (send her kisses from us)
We wanted to thank you for your words in our blog *wet licks*
S&C
OW! I thought maybe your mom kicked the computer out of frustration or something! I hope she feels better. I'm sure your kisses help!
Love,
Ammy
PS: We're trying to get caught up reading! Sorry we got so behind; it's mom's fault!
Lorenza, We hope Mommy's toe and your computer are feling better!
Hugs,
Sunny,Scooter&Jamie
Ouch, pobrecita tu mami Lore, ese dedo se ve muy mal, y encima sin Internet, ha de estar que no la calienta ni el sol.
Que se tome un analgésico y que descanse...
='·'= Besitos
i hope your toe does not explode like your mom! Make sure she gets lots of rest and kisses! Maybe the computer needs limpia too!
*snorT*
Le Mops
Hi, Lorenza...
Ouch...Your Mom's toe looks really hurty...I hope it gets better soon...
Take good care of your Mom while she is getting better...
Abby xxxooo
bad luck?! thats awful! And your mom's poor toe! Give her lots of kisses and take good care of her!
My Momma's toe looked like that for a while and she lost the whole nail. Now she has a wonky toenail.
Princess Eva
OH NO that is terrible. We are sending healing vibes to her toe and your computer!
Oh the attack of the computer! Wow... who knew they would fight back.
healing wags to your poor mom from the whippets
Oh no! Your mom's poor toe!
Enough bad luck! It's time for things to start looking up for you and your mom, Lorenza!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
We are sorry about your Mom's toe! Ouch! And we are sorry about your computer woes. That's no fun. If you get a new computer, will your Mom be buying one that is going to be discontinued, like she did with the camera? :-)
Yeeeeeooooouuuucccchhhh! I bet that really hurt! Hope your Mum feels better fast!
Once my Mum had her toe operated on just not long after she got me, and I stepped on it after, by accident! another Yeeeeeoooouuuucccchhhh!
Woofs, Johann
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