Wednesday, August 8, 2007



We are offering for rent this powerful paper shredder machine. You can hire her services per minute or per hour according to the amount of work you need to be done. You just need to give her your unwanted paper and she will work on them happily. Our machine is low maintenance. Just give her a bunch of treats and the work will be done in less time than you think. We guarantee her effectiveness. Call now!
Have a good night


José Tan said...

Haha... this is so funny..maybe my mom would like to put up Bond for rent too, hmmm...

triple B's said...

Lorenza, you do good work. You should get paid for that.

Peanut said...

Mom says she will rent you. Just have your mom fly you to us. :)

Mona,Jacks & Toby too!! said...

Oh my dogness Lorenza,

You & our new foster, Evander, could go into the shredding business together. Moms used a paper towel Monday night & l left the role on a tv tray. He got ahold of it and tore it all up in tennie, tiny, little pieces that looked like snow and it was all over the house. of course it was the first thing she saw when she got home from work yesterday and was Mommy MAD!! It isn't fair...we all got punshied last night cause he was naughty. Do you think that is fair?

We tried to tell Moms it wasn't us but she said we have all torn up paper before so how did she know who did it.So we were all in the "doghouse". She said "all for one and one for all" what does that mean?

Ps. Toby thinks the last picture of you sitting in the paper is the cutest he's ever seen.

Mommy has forgiven us now so we are out of the doghouse again. Thank Goodness.....we don't like ut when she is mad at us.

Love from Mona, Jacks, Toby and Evander too!!

WinstonBerry said...

Wow, Lorenza! Your own business! I hope you charge a lot, you can make a fortune! And you do it so well, too!!

--Winnie :-)

Ruby Bleu said...

Ha, ha, ha!!! That's great Lorenza. My Mom will totally rent you!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Stanley said...


I'll get my girl to rent you, that way you'll have to fly to GooberStan and hang with us for a LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG time. There's a lot of paper to shred here (I'd even help you, girlie).

Goob love,

Ricky Pepper said...

Tee-hee I love to shred the papers too! We would like to rent you, but not for paper shredding, but for playing and fun instead!


Holly said...

Impressive!!! Maybe I could rent out Samuel for this type of work too. He seems to have the same qualifications!!


Joe Stains said...

we have a paper shredder that you plug into the wall and everytime Mom uses it Tanner gets so mad and barks at it. I think he would not bark at you!!

Asta said...

boy that's the most bootiful machine I've ever seen, and vewy efficient! The pentagon can use you, heheheh, you could make big bucks!

I'll post again tomowwow aftewnoon about mowe adventuwes at the lake..I'm too tired now, and have to get up eawly...have a bootiful day
smoochie kisses

fee said...

omdog, you've discovered a marketable skill that pretty high in demand lorenza! you're gonna be RICH!

Simba said...

It was that sort of thing that made Mummy buy a little cage to stop the post falling to the floor. Its on the floor its mine.

Simba xx

Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow Lorenza! You do a better job than the machine itself & you're cheaper! Hmm...I should recommend my hoomans to give old papers to you to shred them.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

The Airechicks said...


When do you have an opening....

Our Mom needs to get you to work on some of papers....

What kind of treats ?? Chicken - Buffalo....When can you be here???

umekotyan said...

Is the shredder done?
It is shredder if it doesn't take care as for an important document. :)

from loved ume tyan

Gaucho and Verdi said...

lorenza amiga.. no es bueno comer papel ni plastico como el otro post.
che amiga has pensado en hacer la traduccion del post en español???

Ferndoggle said...

Oh you are so much cooler than that loud shredding machine Dad has!! I don't know if we could afford the shipping.

Sherman, Penny & Lola

Randi said...

Hola Lorenza, are really good at that...Just don't work full time, OK...we need you to full time to be cute & lovely here at DWB! OK!
& Make sure you are getting enough breaks...your job sounds very exhausting!
Love & Licks,

Toby said...

Hahha, Mom would love to hire you!! She has a ton of paper that needs to be shredded.


coco said...

oh lorenza i love shredding paper too! especially the ones mommy likes because when i steals them, she chases me all over the house and it is so much FUN! i also highly recommend the shredding and tearing to pieces of toilet paper - it's so sqeezably soft - and also the empty rolls when the toilet paper is gone. yum yum yum!

smoochies, coco

Ginger said...

Go Lorenza go! What an important job - you're really earning your room & board!

Tail wags

Tofu Burger said...

Yes Lorenza... please come over here!


Tadpole said...

Woot! You're going to have so much money that you'll be able to buy EVERY SINGLE TOY IN THE WORLD!!!

Balboa & Mommy said...

HA HA HA!!!!!

Frenchie Snorts

Dory the Lab said...

Hola Lorenza

¡Hola! Perdonar por favor mi mal español, yo necesitan la práctica así que puedo leer blogs en español también.

¡Te amamos como desfibradora de papel Lorenza, mi mamá podríamos utilizarte en su oficina! Grandes cuadros.

Recuerdos - Dory

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Hmmmm.... Lorenza, when Mom saw your work she looked at us and said she wanted to rent you. Do you think she wants you so she can replace us? You are very cute and very efficient at shredding! If Mom calls, don't let her rent you! Please!

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

I love to shred up paper. Maybe I can come and help you out.


Pacco de Mongrel said...

u really looks powerful n reliable..unlike those electrical machine tat contribute 2 global warming n might even got jam sometime...

Reina the Doxie said...

WOW Lorenza,

You did a good job! U have prove urself to be a worthy dachshund!


Deefor said...

You are much prettier than the shredders around here. We have the plastic one, my little bro Arrow, and the old bearded one on a snowboard!


BLU and Comet said...

You are such a pretty paper shredder. My girl just bought a new paper shredder today, and it broke after only 12 sheets of paper. I bet you could do a much better job. Comet likes to shred paper too, but the girl won't let him. Crazy people. They buy machines to do things that are fun for us!

ROSSI said...

hahaha.. this is so funny Lorenza.. but i think u are doing a very good job here... and at least u can earn yourself some money to buy toys n treats.. heheheh..

Golden Rossi