Sunday, October 5, 2008

My secrets!

Ike nominated me for a challenge.
This is what he said about it:
So, with the
impending winter/doom almost upon me, I've decided to start the season with a good ol' fashioned challenge to prime myself for blogging season!
Here are the rules: Make 3 confessions (Conan O'Brien style) with the pictures to prove them. Then nominate at least 3 friends to do the same!

You all know almost everything about me, but there are somethings maybe you don't know. And they are related to my body.

Secret # 1...

I have only 8 nipples. This is because of the surgery to remove the tumors I had.

Secret # 2....

Sometimes my tail looks like if it is broken. My mom calls it "wire tail". The Vet says it is not broken, it is just a funny tail!

Secret # 3....

My butt is almost hairless. And it is my mom's fault!. When I had my sugery I had to wear a bandage. A diapper type bandage. She used those sticky bandages for more time than needed. The result... I lost my butt hair.

Now, according to the rules, I am passing this challenge to Khyra, Rocky and Simba. We want to know your secrets!

I hope you all are enjoying your weekend!


Shadie the Aussie said...

Wow Lorenza, you've got some pretty cool "bodily" secrets. I thinks your tail gives ya character!

Tail Wags,

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


I learned so much today!!

I must get my brain churning to khome up with sekhrets of my own!!!

PeeEssWoo: Mom had a Siberian with a khrook in her tail (she thinks hers had been broken) - she khalled it Ladygray's little flame tail

Andra said...

Those are some very personal and up close secrets!
-Lukr and Liesel

Peanut said...

Oh at least your tail isn't broken. Those were some good secrets.

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Lorenza

We learned so much about our best friend today but Lorenza - I don't even know if I have nipples? I can't find them under all of my fur. Do you think I have as many as you?
Thor and Marco Polo
ps - Thanks for explaining Pee-Mail to my Mom! She couldn't figure out what we were doing until your pic!

Yogui said...

Guauu qué secretos... prometo no contárselos a nadie, soy hocico cerrado

River said...

Interesting! The things you can't see and never knew exposed.

love & wags,

Joe Stains said...

omdog HAIRLESS BUTT, just like me :) I never knew you had tumors!! how scary!!

The Animal Doctor said...

that was very brave of you to tell your secrets lorenza! and we too didn't know you had tumors. we wish you good health at all times.


Moy-Moy, Trudis and Jappy

Tadpole said...

AHA HA HA! You are a brave girl for sharing those parts of yourself! :-)

I didn't even know I am SUPPOSED to have a certain number of nipples! Now I'm getting a complex!

Clover said...

Hi Lorenza!
You shared some very personal secrets! I didn't know you had tumours, I am so glad they are gone now!!
Love Clover xo

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey Lorenza, was losing your butt hair painful....sounds like it would be.

Noah xx

Sparky said...


Oooh, I've learned some pretty close body secrets today, hee hee! I agree with Shadie, I think your crooked tail gives you more character!


Simcha said...

It is fall and I am beginning to shed. Tell you what Lorenza! I will fur bag all my xrtra hair and fed ex it to you fur you bottom! Simcha

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Lorenza

My tail has a funny bend in it too sometimes!



Deefor said...

Interesting secrets. Now I have to count my nipples. I have the opposite butt problem. Too hairy. I'm glad you have no tumor. Cute tail.


Ruby said...

How cool.

The secret life of Lorenza, exposed for all us doggies to see.

Have a good evening
Love Ruby

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Lorenza...

Those are some very interestin' secrets fer sure...sorry ta hear a bout yer tumors...hope all is well now.....

If ya don't have butt hair ya don't have ta worry about havin' it shaved off...seems like a good thing ta me...

Dewey Dewster here....

Moco said...

We would have never guessed those secrets about you. You are still beautiful to us.

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Lorenza,
Ohhh.. those are some interesting 'secrets'!! I never knew you had tumours before?? Anyway I am glad they are gone.

Thor said...

Você foi corajosa compartilhando os seus segredos conosco!


Bee Bee said...

Dear Lorenza

You are very pretty, that is for sure :)

Bee Bee

Xsara ... said...

this is a very cool game to learn some new things about your friends!

Amber-Mae said...

Woah Lorenza! Those are some saucy secrets. Heehee! Thanks for sharing them with us though!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Achilles Wong said...

hellow Lorenza!

thanks for sharing those private secrets. we're so glad those nasty tumors are gone. wehopes that they never come back- EVER.

Wethinks your tail is cool. My (Aki) tail is a permanent 'J' too. Weguess all doggie tails are broken in some way. What's more important is we help make our hoomans whole. :)

take care always.

big hugs and drooly kisses,

Aki, Poopie and Heinz

Girl Girl Hamster said...

I think your tail and butt is special and has character. :)

~ Girl girl

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to thank you Lorenza for your kind words about our loss of our sweet Jackie. It means a lot to know you care.

Constança Lucas said...

you are so nice
Your secret are life

Tu és tão linda
Os teus segredos são da vida

hugs and kiss
abraços e beijo

Mango said...

Oh my Lorenza. That butt shot was a bit personal. Fortunately, your pretty dresses cover your bald spot.


The Puppies said...

Wow Lorenza! That was very informative and definitely something we didn't know!!! Maggie has a bald spot on her little corkscrew tail, so she sympathizes with your hairless butt!
The Puppies

Petey said...

Oh my! You should have warned me that your post was going to be "for Adult Dogs Only!" I don't think you have a hairless butt, you just have a permanent bikini wax!

Your pal,


Ruby Bleu said...

You're still bootiful...butt hair or not!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Snowball said...

Thanks for sharing your secrets with us. Now I have found out more about you.



Balboa & Mommy said...

WOW, awesome secrets, oh and by the way CUTE BUTT!!!!!!!

Sorry we've been neglecting DWB, Mommy will help me post this afternoon,

Frenchie Snorts

Snowy and Crystal said...

we sure learnt alot about our dear pal: Stylish Lorenza =)

Maltese Paws,


Petra said...

I learned a lot about you today, Lorenza! And I think your tail is pawsome. Mine is so short that you hardly know I have one!

Ike said...

Oh no! You lost your butt hair!!!! Yikes! I do like the wire tail!
PS - thanks for accepting the challenge!

Daisy said...

I think your twisty tail looks pretty and extra-fancy!

Poppy said...

Those are some interesting secrets, Lorenza. You are a very unique little doggy!


Aniemother said...

Ahem... Lorenza.. Those are som pretty sexy pictures, if I'm allowed to say so..


Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Lorenza
ye got lots of secrets Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Crikit, Sparky, Ginger! said...

Miss Model! you gots a lovely tail and way cool secrets. uh Lorenza we know corn is sooo tasty but it's bad fur doggies hope you don't eat it much and have your mommy rub you with lavendar oil cos it keep the buggers away.

Lots of Love Licks xoxo

The Army of Four said...

Your tail gives you character! I really like it!
And we were sorry to hear you had to have tumors removed! :(


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You poor thing missing your boobies. That just isn't right. Tell them you want them back..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Maggie and Mitch said...

We had no idea! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we won't tell a soul! Promise!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Lacy said...

w00f's Lorenza, me thinks u gots a cutie will have to think on me secrets...mite has to do it in a video...

b safe,

Chef said...

If I didn't adore you so much,Lorenza, I'd say that was TMI, but coming from you it's so cute!!

I love your tail, your butt and your eight little nippies!


P.S. And you still can make 'em fall of a bar stool! (see Petey on my blog.)

Katie and Gizmo said...

Wow they are some excellent secrets Lorenza. Thanks for sharing them with us.


Tatum Tot said...

Ooooo you look cute with your silly tummy and your hairless butt! :)

BWTH Dog House said...

Now we know your secret!!! But you do look pawfectly for me...we wont know it if you never tell us. We still love who you are.

slurpy licks,

the 4 Bs said...

hi Lorenza, that's some very personal information. and we didn't know how many nipples a dog is supposed to have. hee hee


Sami & Baylee said...

Hi Lorenza,

How have you been? I am feeling 100% better. Mommy even took me for a ride today when she went to pick up sis Allie from school. I even stuck my nose out the window to feel the wind. This is new to me cause I have always been to chicken to do this before today. I love it!

xoxoo Sami

Asta said...

What tewwific secwets..I think you'we pawfect, so that tail should be the new bweed standawd along wif less fuw on bummies, and eight nipples
love and smoochie kisses

Sweepy said...

Secrets? Arf!
8 nipples? I must have around 12!
My tails are handsome and full...the better to cover my smelly hairless butt!

But look-
Bogart has one ball.
Sumo has three balls.
And Keeper is a sap.
But that ain't no secret.
But I'm telling every furries.

The Three Musketeers said...

Thanks guys ! The vet have not inform us about anything yet , but we will keep you inform as soon as we receive some news !! Wow , u sure have lots of physical secrets :D

Loves !

Simba said...

Hope you had a good weekend. Its been wet and windy here all weekend.

Simba x

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Lorenza -

We did not know you had tumors. We hope they never come back! By the way you tail looks cute - we agree with shadie the aussie it gives you character!

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

Matilda said...

Wow Lorenza!
Your secrets are pawsome! My secret is that I have 2 small warts in my ear. I will show you next time! wags wags

Mack said...

I'm with Tad....exactly how many nipples are we supose to have!?

You have got the cutest belly ever, Lorenza!

Pedro said...


Those are some secrets! Don't worry about your butt furlessness! I've got tons of bald spots from a reaction to my shots.


Kodak the Eskie said...

Wow, so much nakedness in one blog entry! Thanks for sharing your secrets!

Hugs, Kodak

Katherine and Pippa said...

Vaya! Son secretos muy raros. Yo no tengo secretos.

No hay cosas interestantes sobre de mi.

Lady Kaos said...

Wow, those are some interesting secrets about you. The tip of my tail was crooked for a few months. We have no idea why. It didn't hurt and then all of a sudden it was normal again.

Rambo said...

Having no butt hair is a good thing. Have you ever heard of "clingers"? Well, you don't have to worry about them.
Eight nipples? Who's counting!
And..I think your tail is very cute.


Hi Lorenza,

Just wanted to let you know that the Mommy mailed your prize yesterday. Keep a lookout for it...hopefully you'll get before Christmas with snail mail and all.


Simba said...

You certainly told us some good secrets, don't worry I won't tell a soul. If you promise not to tell mine lol.

Simba x

CoCo said...

LOL that is too funny! All your secrets are revealed!