Friday, October 17, 2008

Humor

Got mail!

For real!

Hmmmm....

Second hand... literally

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Lady Kaos and River tagged me for the 7 x 7 game.

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die

1. Going to a dog park

2. Going to a place where I can run free

3. Eat all the food I want

4. Going to a pet store

5. Taking my mom on a long trip

6. Poo outside my house (ha!)

7. To go to a beach

7 Things I Do Now

1. Pee and poo inside my house

2. I take lots of naps during the day

3. Squeak my toy ball in the middle of the night

4. Lay on the newspaper when my mom is reading it

5. Sleep under covers even if it is too hot

6. Cry for help if I can’t reach my ball under the couch

7. Choose the dress I want to wear every day

7 Things I Can't Do

1. Going to work with my mom

2. Eat all the food I want

3. Tricks

4. Going out off leash

5. Countersurfing (for obvious reasons)

6. Have as many baths as I want

7. Get all the treats I want

7 Things That Atract Me to The Opposite Sex

1. Eyes

2. Long legs

3. Butt

4. Sense of humor

5. Happy tail

6. White teeth

7. Furry fur

7 Things I say Most Often

1. I am hungry

2. I want that thing you are eating

3. I want a bath

4. Time to go out

5. Can we play??

6. I am going to take a nap

7. Give me a minute… (and run to go potty)

7 Celebrities That I Admire

1. All the ones

2. who have

3. dogs, cats, hammies or birds

4. and give them

5. all the love

6. and attention

7. they deserve

7 Who Get to do this now


1. Anyone

2. who

3. didn't

4. yet

5. and

6. would

7. like to

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I hope you all have a great weekend!

Besos

Lorenza

59 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'd let woo stand on me to khountersurf!

Great 7 x 7 !!

Funny pikhs too!!!

Hope woo and your mom have a nice weekend together!!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Peanut said...

I will come down and get the stuff off the counter for you. Those were some funny pictures

The OP Pack said...

Nice to learn so many new things about woo. Those pictures were pretty hilarious.

Does it get cold enough there for woo to put a coat on over your pretty dresses?

Woos, the OP Pack

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Funny pics and enjoyed your 7x7! Have a great weekend.
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Ruby said...

Hi Lorenza
You have a good sense of humour. I liked your 7 x 7. Very interesting. I hope you get to do everthing on your list.

Love Ruby

Raising Addie said...

You have a great list!!

That is very cool that you can pick out your outfit to wear! You have wonderful taste!

Kisses
Addie

Thor said...

Olá Lorenza!
Aquelas fotos são muito engraçadas!
Você fez um ótimo trabalho com o 7x7.
Espero que você tenha um fim de semana maravilhoso!
Abraços
Thor

Dewey Dewster said...

Ya like ta get lots of baths?????? Geez, we sure don't like baths at all......but we do like ta get in the water when we want in the water....the difference ???? in our world....no soap and we only get the part of our face wet that we want wet......

That was a whole lots of facts ya revealed....good job....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Boo said...

oh lorenza, can't u go to the local pet store? i get to join my human whenever they go. i'll choose my own toys.

you lie on the newspaper when your mom is reading... once, i peed on the newspaper pfdaddy put on the floor! lol

wet wet licks

Boo

Poppy said...

You have never been to the beach or a dog park??? Oh my. I hope you get to someday, because both places are very very fun...especially the beach!

Poppy

TINA said...

buenisismo, muy gracioso

River said...

Good 7x7s! We know you want to run free, eat till you explode, countersurf and have bubblebaths. Very interesting!

love & wags,
River

T-man's mom said...

Lorenza, I hope you can countersurf someday. If you ever visit my house, you can run on top of the counters all you like...I won't mind ;)

T-man's mom, CC-man and T-man Angel

Noah the Airedale said...

Those signs are pretty funny Lorenza.

tailwags
Noah x

The Three Musketeers said...

Ya I really love nylabones !
COOL pictures you have ! & that's a great list of 7 x 7 !
BUGS BUNNY TEETHY (:
Hope you have a fun filled weekend !

Lots of Loves ,
Three Musketeers

Boo said...

yeah lorenza, it's unbelieveable there's no pet store there. is there any stores that sell dog toys??

wet wet licks

Boo

Charlie Daniels said...

That hand would be really good for belly rubs!

Cheers

Charlie

Snowy and Crystal said...

*hehe* thanks for the pic

;)

Malts Paws

Aniemother said...

Tee hee heee! funny pictures!

Kisses,
Bajas

Simba said...

That hand is a bit creepy. Love you 7 lists.

Simba x

Matilda said...

Hi Lorenza,
I love the photo of Post Box the most. That is cute! wags wags
Matilda

Katie and Gizmo said...

Good answers Lorenza and funny pics

Lickz
Gizmo

Momoko said...

Hi!Lorenza.I do not understand the meaning of the photo of the middle.
That dog is puppy of the Afghan hound.

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi. Lorenza -

Those pictures are pretty funny - especially the hand one. I (Hershey) like to cry or whine when Mama or Papa are outside and I am inside watching them. It drives Mama crazy.

You've never been to a pet store or a dog park? We hope you get to do those things they are lots of fun - especially the pet store.

Have a good weekend.

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

Yogui said...

Estimada Lorenza, a eso le llamo yo valentía, desnudarte ante los demás con esa clase no está al alcance de cualquiera... m'a gustao, arf, arf, arf... feliz finde para ti también
Patitas
Yogui

Marvin said...

Dear Lorenza!

Thank you for making us laugh today with your Humour post!

Also thank you and your Mum for your lovely comments.

They meant a great deal to us.

We will keep looking in on your blog - no worries!

You are both very kind!

Hugs and many Marvin Licks, to you both,

Marvin xxxxx

Thank you Lorenza and your lovely Mum for saying such wonderful things.

We miss you too!

love and much light from Jeannie xxxxxx

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

It is cool that you get to choose the dresses you wear. But all your dresses are beautiful so do you have a hard time choosing?

Love
Boy n Baby

Snowball said...

Those pictures are really funny. Thanks for sharing.

I didn't you are staying so far away from a beach that you have not got a chance to visit one. I should invite you to Singapore and visit my favouritest beaches at Sentosa.

Luv
Snowball

Maggie and Mitch said...

We would love to be able to pee and poo inside our house too, Lorenza - especially when it's raining out or the snow is deep!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The Three Musketeers said...

Yeap , indeed another great day at the pool ! But it rain all of the sudden ! But lucky me , it rain after I swim finish (:
At least something in my blog can make you laugh :D
Haha ! Daddy claims that I am an underwater DOG ! BOL !

Lots of Loves ,
Three Musketeers

Daisy said...

It is a dream of mine to go potty and poopie outside, too!

the 4 Bs said...

hi Lorenza, those are funny pictures!

you were very good on those 7 things. it's too bad you are so short and can't counter surf.

we would love to take you to our dog park. it's a lot of fun there and we know you would love it. you can even go swimming.

woofs.

Isis said...

I love the one of the post box and the frogs!

Momoko said...

Hi!Lorenza.While You live, You meet your blog friends, and play with us.

Girasol said...

That's a great list Lorenza!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Awesome pictures..
Thanks for your well wishes for mom. She is doing better a bit dingy from her drugs..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Copito said...

No entendí totalmente lo del 7x7, pero bue... jijiji

Te tengo un premio en mi blog, espero te guste.

Buen fin de semana Lore!!!

='·'=

the Corgi Girls said...

We love your 7x7 survey!

;o)
M & I

TooCutePugs said...

Funny pictures!

And we liked the meme. You sure do like baths - you must get something really nice when you get one because we don't like ours at all. They are like torture!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Katie said...

Those pics were FUNNY. We are still laughing at them.

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

It was neat to find out all that neat stuff about you Lorenza! You are one cool litte puppy!
Ozzie & Rocky

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Lorenza

We loved your 7 x7 game! You have such great ideas of things you want to do!!!

Hugs and Kisses
Thor and Marco Polo

Tatum Tot said...

LOL you are funny! I like the things you do but not baths they are evils!

Xsara ... said...

hehehe, those photos are so funny!

umekotyan said...

Good evening lorenza.
As for the sense of humor, I think the surprise to be a hand of the hand while feeling
loveliness of the frog in the post.
When you feel the happiness at a wonderful evening of the weekend:D

from loved ume tyan

Dark said...

Que buenas fotografias nos has enseñado querida amiga jejejeje.El 7x7 te ha quedado muy bien,yo con tu permiso te lo he copiado y completado en mi caseta,espero no te molesta :S...
Un lameton linda guau guau!

Mango said...

How nice to get to know you better. Maybe someday they will have a dog park near you with a pond and you can run free, play with doggies, and swim all at once.

Until then, make sure you get lots of foodables and a wardrobe refresh every few months.

Slobbers,
Mango

JB's Big World said...

Do you really pee and poo inside your house??
--JB

Patience-please said...

We love you sweet Lorenza! And we missed you and you always make us smile and you did it again!

wags from the whippets

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr Lorenza
those pics be so funny Har Har Harrrr. I like the 7 by 7 also Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

April said...

What funny pictures and what great lists.

Woof!
Sophy

Chef said...

I love those funny pictures. They made me laugh - thanks!

I can't go for a walk off-leash either - only in fenced-in parks, but boy, would I ever love to run down the street and chase some squirrels.

xoxo
Chef

Petra said...

"I want a bath" ~~~ do you REALLY say that, Lorenza?! I mean, do you really ASK for one?

Yikes! The thought of one sends me running!

Ferndoggle said...

I love the 7x7 list! Hope you had a great weekend. Thanks for the funnies too. I can always go for a good laugh.

Sherman

Clover said...

Hi Lorenza!
I liked reading your 7 things meme, and those pictures are very funny!
Love Clover xo

The Girl said...

Hi, Lorenza! Thanks for visiting my bloggy!

The Girl says that the funny pictures were just what she needed today! And I like to lie on the newspaper when she's reading it, too!

Also, thanks for your crossed paws for The Roomie's brother and family. Isn't it amazing how comforting it can be just to know there's someone out there giving a good thought.

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Joe Stains said...

omdog we sure hope you get to go to a dog park someday too! They can be a lot of fun as long as there aren't jerk dogs there.

Lady Kaos said...

Good job on you 7x7!! Do you really get to choose which dress you want to wear? That is so cool!!
Kaos

Sharon said...

This was a fun list. I never ask for a bath, mom makes me take them!

Barklove,
Rusty