Tuesday, July 15, 2008

My clueless mom

My Auntie Claudia brought my mom presents. After coming to Mexico, she went to Malaysia! With all the bla, bla, bla with my Auntie Liliana and my mom, she did not explain us about the presents. I hope my friends from Malaysia can tell me something about them.


I want a bath!
I never come to the bathroom unless I want a bath. I spent almost and hour there. Changing positions every few minutes. No luck. My mom did not get the idea. I wish I could speak!
Have a good night


Abby said...

Hi, Lorenza...

It's sooo cool that you like your bath so much...

I wish I did, cuz my Mom is always giving me one...

I'm going to the "Spa" tomorrow...

Abby xxxooo

Lacy said...

w00f's Lorenza...heehee did they ever give u a baff?? to bad u to short to jump in the shower u self..that one pressie looks like a key ring to me...not know what the monkey one iz...

b safe,

Rambo said...

they must like monkeys in Malaysia!
So...you like to get a bath? I don't like it at all. I try to jump out of the bathtub.
Maybe next time your mom will get the hint!

Eduardo said...

I hate baths! I cry every time my mom puts me in the tub! Su un perrito muy bonito Lorenza!

Thor and Jack said...

Espero que você consiga o seu banho logo! Eu fujo do meu banho sempre!

Boa noite!

River said...

Maybe a bell to ring or a horn to honk? The tiles look cool to lie on.

love & wags,

Peanut said...

yeah get a bell. We have a bell to ring when we want to go outside. So one to tell your mom you want a bath would be good

Kess And Her Mama said...

Hi Lorenza, We're from Malaysia so we thought we'll help you out. Your aunt must have gone to Sabah/Sarawak in East Malaysia (also known as Borneo). The proboscis monkey in an endangered species and is only found in Borneo. You can read more about it on this website http://www.proboscismonkey.org/

i said...

So did you get your bath? Not many of us are like you, volunteering for a bath!

Yes, looks like your Aunt Claudia has been visiting Sabah. Did she visit the orang utans as well?

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Poor Lorenza!

Woo look SOOOO neglekhted!!

Malaysia? That's where Togo and Tagar live! In KL!!!

Enjoy your visitors - make sure they give you lots of LOVE!!!!


Chef said...

Can't imagine volunteering for a bath, Lorenza. You must get bubble baths or something nice like that.


Snowball said...

I go to the bathroom when I wanted to bath too.

Sorry. Due to the problem we have with google, I can't see the pictures of the pressie your mum receive.


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those are cool gifts.. I think it's a key chain?
I hope you got a bath already

~ Girl girl

Noah the Airedale said...

Were you hot Lorenza? We never want a bath so we usually avoid the bathroom. Hope you get a bath soon.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Lorenza

I can't believe you volunteer to have a bath! You're strange! ;-)



Molly the Airedale said...

We like lying on the cool floor when it's hot! Are you hot, Lorenza?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Lorenza -

Did you finally get your bath? Mama and Papa said that I was really good when I got my bath from being sprayed by the skunk.

It must have been pretty warm yesterday for you to want a bath.

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

Mack said...

I bet the cool tile in the bathroom feels good on your tummy!

Ferndoggle said...

You *want* a bath??? Crazy girl! I hate baths...but I bet the bathroom tile is nice & cool.


kishiko said...

You so cute, Lorenza! I always notice the bath time, then run away. wag wag!

Toffee said...

I am so glad that I read Kess' comment - very helpful. You are so beautful looking - I cannot imagine that you need a bath! This must be how you maintain your good looks

Amber-Mae said...

Oooh, I didn't get to meet your Auntie Claudia! What a pity...I don't think you need a bath. You look pretty clean & I always believed that dogs should always smell like dogs...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Deefor said...

I don't believe you WANT a bath! Maybe your baths are more fun than mine. I bet Malaysia was nice. They have really good food I think-- like Mexico!


Too Cute Pugs said...


Are you sure you want a BATH?!! Yikes. We prefer to be smelly. Maybe you are part human? They love the bath.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Simba and Jazzi said...

Why would any dog want a bath?! The presents look nice.

Simba x

Fred said...

What a brave girl to ask for a bath! I never want one (but I wish I could speak, too).

BrandytheGreat said...

You..you...you..want..a BATHHHH???????????
Lorenza is sick. Probably high fever. Yikes, Somebodee help her!
ANyway, your Aunt Claudia must have gone to Sabah in East Malaysia! Seen some mokeys there I assume!

Pedro said...


Hope you get your bath today! Ziggy is really good about getting a bath. Mom tells him its bath time and he goes to the bathroom and climbs in the tub. Not me! I hate baths!


Randi said...

Awww Lorenza...you look so cute trying to tell your mama to give you a bath...you should come over to my house..my mom will give you a bath every hour...thats how often it seems I"ve been getting baths...YUCK!

Love & Licks,

Clover said...

Hi Lorenza!
Can you come to my house and take a bath in place of me? I hate them...
Love Clover xo

Petra said...

You LIKE to get a bath, Lorenza?! That is so funny! I don't like them much at all.

Good luck finding out about those monkey presents.

☮momoKo said...

Hi,Lorenza!Do you have how a lot of dresses?Blue or a light blue dress are wonderful.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You like baths? I hate them. Louie likes to play in the water but isn't to keen on baths...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Eric said...

Hope you get your bath Lorenza. A girls got to do all girlie things, like taking baths, a good soak, pedi and manicures...washing ... glad I'm not a girlie!! Eric x

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I'll tell your mom to hang a bell or something on the door, you just simply shake it when you need a bath.
Me? My mom has to catch me to wet me, hehe!

Ben & Darling said...

What??? they came to Malaysia without you???? You should come Lorenza so that I can meet you. How could they do that to you??? Im not sure about those monkey but the place Sabah that she went got many monkey looking call "orang Utan" they can do stuff like hooman...

slurpy licks,

Joe Stains said...

I cannot believe you WANT a bath?? that sounds so weird to me!! ;)

Sami & Baylee said...

How is my favorite daschund friend Lorenza today?

Maybe if you keep hinting to Mommy she will get the message you want a bath. I love baths.

Those are pretty cool gifts your Auntie got your mommy.


Ronak said...

Ummmm. Lorenza, although those pictures of you are darn cute... why on earth do you want a bath so badly? Don't you know they are evil? Even with rubber duckies, by the way.

Anyway, the fool proof way to get one is to go outside and roll around in the most foul smelling thing you can get your paws into.

Um, but don't tell your humans I told you that.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...we figured out right away you wanted a bath cuz you didn't have a dress on!!! I had to have Stan and Scruffy look the other way for a minute...they didn't see anything, don't worry!!!

I love my bathies too, Lorenza...it's just the best feelin' havin' water running down your back....so relaxing!

Barkies...love, Laciegirl

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Lorenza,
Wow, nice pressies! Though I can't tell you much about them although Singapore and Sabah is quite close by.. :(

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

ACK!!! You want a bath??? Does your human bathe you in mud? Because I think that would be the best bath ever!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Cassidy said...

You be a funny girl wanting a bath Lorenza! Or did you really need to cool down?

Cassidy x

umekotyan said...

Good evening lorenza.
The present of the key chain is the one for happiness to tie.
And, the preparation for the bath is well-done.
Slowly, I want to enjoy the time of the bath. :)

from loved ume tyan

Sharon said...

Oh Lorenza! I can't believe you go and ask for a bath! I don't like them and tuck my tail, what little of it there is, when it is "THAT TIME." You are such a pcute girl!


the many Bs said...

hi Lorenza, your mom needs to teach you how to turn the water on and then you could make your own bath. we never did know a dog who likes a bath before. even us, who love the water and swimming, only tolerate our baths. can you go swimming in your swimming pool instead of a bath?


The Army of Four said...

Seriously? You WANT a bath? Now me, I sleep in the tub sometimes, but I'll freak once the water's turned on! No way, no how!
Play bows,

the Corgi Girls said...

Silly girl, you wanted a bath?! To cool down?

We love the monkey gifts!

M & I

Deetz said...

Did you ever get a bath? You are so classy and your mum needs to tend to your needs...I mean how can you wear those pretty dresses and not have a bath and all

Dexter said...

Mom's can be a bit thick headed sometimes. You were communicating so clearly I knew what you wanted right through your blog.


Kathryn and Ari said...

Oh, Lorenza, how could anyone deny you anything, especially when you look so fetching? I hope you got your bath after all!

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey Lorenza, I can't believe you actually WANT a bath! WHY???? J x

Comet said...

We think you are crazy for wanting a bath. We HATE baths! Next time our girl wants to give us one, we will tell her to fly to Mexico and give it to you!
Comet and BLU