I swear I am innocent! My mom says I wanted to kill her! Today we had two "incidents" that makes her think that. First we went for our usal walkie. Everything was ok, but suddently I saw a bird and tried to chase him so I started running toward him, problem was my mom wasn't paying much attention and she lost her step and fell down. Can you believe that a little dog like me was able to do something like that?? Now she has her hands and one knee scratched. She tried to stand up quickly before somebody could see her down but she wasn't fast enough and we saw two boys making fun of her. I think that her pride is more wounded than her body!!
We came back home and she gave me my dinner. I took a little nap while she was doing something. I woke up and we started playing a little bit. And then she tried to blow my tummy and in a fast movement to run away I hit her nose with my head!! She said that it was so painful that she almost saw birdies and stars!!
She says its better go to sleep now before she has another "incident" that makes her feel worse.
I think this wasn't her day!! I hope she feels better tomorrow.
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
40 comments:
Your poor mom. :( I hope she's feeling better soon! Don't worry, it wasn't entirely your fault. It was the bird's. ;)
Sparky
lorenza, tell mom i'm sorry about her wound. yeah, such a small dog can't do so much harm rite? you must have elephant strength!
wet wet licks
Boo
Oh Lorenza,
That was totally not your fault. I almost yank Mommi's arm off every day when we get close to the puppy run. Nowmally I walk nicely, but sometimes I just have to get somewhere in a big hurry.
I hope you Mommi feels betterer soon..I think you should lick her booboos and make them better
smoochie kisses
Asta
Aww.. Lorenza I'm sure you didn't mean it. Hope your mum recover from the scratches and knocks soon
~ girl girl
Oh dear.. your poor mommy! It really isn't her day, is it?? Don't worry abt it, my mom is convinced that I have tried to murder her a couple of times..
Hey Lorenza... don't apologize to her, its not your fault. Mom should always be focused on us at all times!!! We should not be scolded for their lack of concentration. hee hee hee
Loves,
Tofu
Sounds like your Mummy is very accident prone. Be careful she doesn't step on you. My Mummy falls over me and says "Simba get out from under my feet", you move lady your the big person. Humans.
Simba xx
Ahh Lorenza,
Your Mom didn't really mean that you tried to kill her. Things just happen sometimes that make it look like that. We can't tell you how many times we have drug our Mom around. Here is an exmple.
Wednesday night Mommy was sitting on the patio talking with Fr Anthony on the cell phone when I (Toby) came running out of the house with a cantainer of fried rice and soup--it is not my fault, she should not have left it where I could reach it. I dropped it on the ground to get it opened and Jacks tried to take it away. Mommy tried to get it away from us--still on the cell phone--and slide in the grass and fell down on her belly. She YELLED at us "are you trying to kill me" but keep talking
on the cell phone with Fr Anthony laying there in the grass. When she got off the phone, we tried to help her get up. It really was kinda funny--hehehe. Mommy sent me & Jacks into the house as punishment & stayed outside with Mona & Bradley. We think she felt bad later because she yelled at us
and gave us some cheese.
The moral to this story is that accidents happen but Mom keeps loving us just your Mom does you.
Love & kisses....Mona, Jacks, Toby and Bradley too.
PS--Mommy ate the rice/soup for lunch yesterday at work so Toby and Jacks didn't get any....Hahaha!!
Owie, poor mum. I'm sure you gave her the big eyes "I'm sorriy" look and all was forgiven.
Licks
Oscar x
Oh Lorenza, it's definately not your fault. My mom accuses me of trying to kill her too by running between her legs when she cooking in the kitchen. I hope your Mom's wounds heals fast...you were only trying to teach her to how to crawl right?
hi Lorenza,
it wasnt your mom's luckiest day!
hope the scratches r healing well.
n wats with hoomans n the blowing on tum tum thg? my Jiejie does dat too!
awwwwwwwww your poor mom! We had an incident here yesterday too with Mitch trying to topple mom! Yesterday must have been Get Even With Mom Day! hehehehe
I hope your mom is feeling better today!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
My goodness Lorenza. You must be really strong to pull your Mummy down like that. Tell her I'm sorry she's hurt but its really not your fault. It was the bird!
The Mighty Scruff
Oh your poor mommy, all hurt & bruised today... Send loads of hugs & lickies to her for me yer!? Stay close with her & make her feel comfortable with you.
Have a happy weekend!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Wow Lorenza,
You are one super dachshund!
I hope your mum is fine now!
Love,
Reina
Hola Lorenza y tu mama.
Mistress dice que sabe exactemente como se siente tu mama.
Y espere que tu mama se siente mejor muy pronto.
Por mi parte, quando veo un gatito, me voy corriendo.
Besitos por el fin de la semana.
Pippa
Dear Lorenza
Your poor mum was in the wars but it wasn't your fault. We accidentally dragged our mum along the ground one day and she skinned all her knuckles, but we didn't mean it either.
Have a great weekend !!
Love from Hammer
Lorenza, you look completely innocent to us! We are sure your mom should have been paying closer attention or none of those things would have happened. Mom gets clumsy around us too and tries to trip over us and blame us but we know it is her fault. Your mom needs to love on you and tell you she is sorry for blaming you for her clumsiness!
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
I would have gone to bed too, sometimes we just have to start over before we really get hurt!
Murph
Poor Mom! A banged up head, banged up knees, banged up hands and a banged up ego. We don't know which is worse.
We know you didn't mean it. Those birds are VERY tempting sometimes.
Sherman, Penny & Lola
Aha ha!!! If I were there I would have laughed at your mom too!!!
But I'm kinda mean that like.
Hope she feels better soon and stops blaming you for her lack of motor skills....
hee hee!
Oh no...poor Lorenza's Mommy. It was just a bad day...accidents happen!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Your poor mommy...but our heads are obviously very strong!
Frasier
Gosh Lorenza, maybe you should try taking it a little easier on your mom. Those humans aren't quite as resilient as us pups!
~Pug Hugs~
Oh no....poor mom!! But we know you didn't mean to do it...
But you must be one strong pup to pull your Mommy to the ground. But I agree with Sparky...blame the birds. Yah, it's all the bird's fault!!
Tobes
I suspect a big dog did it an ran away, you were just an innocent bystander!
Tell your mom it could be worse. She could have me hit her in the nose with my head. I've done that to my mom. Hopefully your mom feels better tomorrow and she knows you weren't actually trying to hurt her.
Hey pal, I'm back. Thanks for your good wishes.
Hope your mum is OK! J x
Oh Lorenza - you have to remember that our parents are like 4,521 years old and they break easily.
Ike
Awe, your poor mama. We hopes she gets better fast. xoxoPugsley, Buster and Cricket
I believe you are innocent! Your motives are pure.
wally.
And you look so innocent! Good thing you aren't bigger, than it could've been worse. Hope your mom feels better. Woof!
Ay, Lorenza, no sabes que fuerte eres, verdad? A mi me pasa el mismo problema!
Tu pobre mama. Que verguenza que le vieron dos ninos...pero espero que se recupere pronto! :)
Puggy kisses
Suki
we dachsies are strong!
Uh oh. Did you kiss your Mom's owies?
Oh Lorenza, I hope your mom is okay? Yes you do have a face of innocence in that picture haha!
BIG hugs from Billy Boo:)
Lorenza,
Sowwy, iweposted, you should be able to see it now
kisses
Asta
You're just a bruiser, Lorenza. Your mom has had a rough day. She will probably be better tomorrow.
Oh poor mama, another "incident" like MaggieQUeen'mom. I hope your mama is ok....by the way, Lorenza, you should give a big LOVE bite to that 2 bad evil boy that make fun of ya mama, thats how we protect our hooman.
Anywhere, I wish you & ya mama have a great weekend.
Besos,
BenBen
Sorry to hear about your mom's rough day. We hope she feels better soon and has better luck. Sometimes you have to be extra careful around people. They only have 2 legs to balance on. We have 4.
Comet and BLU
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