Friday, July 31, 2009

I am a bird hunter!

And my mom and my grandparents are not happy about it! I will tell you the story...
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My grandparents were having lunch and I decided to go out for a splash in my pool...

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This bird was there on the wire and he came down for a splash in my pool! I thought he wanted to play and I chased him and I caught him!

This is what is left of the bird!

This is my doggie door now.... closed!

I am thinking I am in trouble...

But I just wanted to play... and have a snack!

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I did not eat him (even if I wanted) because my grandma saw me with him in my mouth and she made me drop it.
I am so proud of myself! But for now I am not allowed to go outside to the patio!
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza

47 comments:

Bijou said...

Hi Lorenza,

Sorry you are trapped indoors. I hope they forgive you soon.

Our mom likes birds too. She keeps some in the house. Me and Banjo just act like they are not there, but when we go outside, we chase the wild birdies out of our yard.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Tracey and Huffle said...

You are very deprived Lorenza. Do you want me to call the animal rescue in your area?

Huffle Mawson

Chef ·˙ ۛ ♥ said...

Oh no Lorenza. That was a great catch. Anydog would be proud to snag a bird. Too bad parents don't understand that, eh? Maybe you can open a window and hope that a bird flies into the house!

xoxo
Chef

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

We khan't help it!

Tasty snakhks khome khlose and well....

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Maytag said...

Great job Lorenza! You are truly a great hunter. Next, you should try hunting squirrels.

Twix said...

You must of been quite quick to catch that little birdie! Next time you will have to hide all the evidence. And you might want to be quicker about getting the snack part too!
Love and hugs,
Twix

Thor said...

Espero que você seja perdoada logo e possa ir lá fora.
xoxo
Thor

SEDONA said...

Lorenza, I hereby make you an honorary member of the bird dog group! You doxies are supposed to go after rabbits and badgers and other ground dwellers, but who says you can't go after birds too?!
Your pal,
Sedona

Stella said...

You did exactly what any dog would do in the same place . . .go after the bird. All your instincts told you what to do and you did it. I chase birds in my yard every day but I am not fast enough to catch one! I think you should be proud of yourself, but I am glad you didn't eat it. Now, tell them to open your door!

Kisses,
Stella

sadermaxx said...

Poor, Lorneza! Maybe the next bird will see the feather and stay out of your pool.

C said...

oh Lorenza....you are an animal! Foxie likes birds too- as a culinary item. Just try not to eat the endangered ones, OK?

Bailey said...

They should understand that you were just protecting them from the vicious bird!

I mean, Alfred Hitchcock showed the world how dangerous birds are if kept unchecked!

Whenever I go to the beach, I work very, VERY hard to keep all the seagulls and pelicans away from the beach. Sometimes I have to swim for hours to get rid of those pesky pelicans!

You are a HERO.

Teddy Bear said...

I'm sorry that your doggy door is closed. I would want to play with the bird too. Maybe he'll come for a visit tomorrow.:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

Frankie said...

Lucky! I haven't ever caught a bird. Only crickets and spiders and ALMOST a lizard once. Hopefully you will be allowed back in the pool tomorrow! :) Frankie

Koobuss said...

Oh no, Lorenza!

You are in BIG trouble if they won't even let you outside. I bet they don't want any kisses from you for a while, too. All I can tell you is that you will have to look real sad, and maybe even cry, in order to get back on their good side. Actually, Lorenza, that bird might have been an attack bird and what you did was very heroic. Do you think that your
family will fall for that?

Anyway, sorry to hear that you are in the dog house. Hope things improve for you soon.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Xsara and Tani said...

Sorry to hear you are a prisoner. I hope they let you out soon!

Kalyxcorn said...

wow EXCELLENT job, Lorenza!! Sorry to hear you're now locked in. I know how you must feel because mom banished me from the backyard for a few weeks earlier this year when I uncovered a baby bunny nest. No bunnies were harmed but I sure wish I coulda...! Hugs, Baxter

Asta said...

Lorenza
How unfaiw. Youw motives wewe soo innocent and that lovely smile would melt any heawd heawt. I bet the doow will soon be open so you can go play again
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello lorenza its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummm hmmm i yoozhually like my chikken plukd but this wurks too!!! ok bye

Teddy said...

Ooh, CC-man is shaking in his cage. That story really scared him. I do admit to chasing birds myself in the backyard, but CC-man is like my family.

I hope your grandma understands that the bird wasn't part of your family so you had the right to munch on him a bit (did he survive OK?)

MAX said...

Hi there, Lorenza
We think you are very clever to catch birds...with your short legs and all. We didn't know that Daschunds went for the airborne stuff...we thought you dug in the ground for interesting creatures. Hope your door is open soon.
Lots of licks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Cocorue said...

hey Lorenza,
it's ok since you didn't eat it....some big doggs think of me as snack too but i know i will be safe with you

chikisses,
coco

chicamom85 said...

Lorenza, you were just doing your job, protecting your family from that sassy bird. They should be rewarding you. I hope you get to go out soon.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Dark said...

Princesa es que estos humanos no se enteran ais!!!
Yo tambien tengo gran predilección por los pájaros jeje,es más mami dice que tengo una mezcla de vete a saber que con podenco,y este último como tu raza,son cazadores de de aves.Por eso esa predilección con aves,lo que pasa que yo nunca he cogido ninguno,sinó seeguro que mami me pega tal colleja que me manda las orejas al culete snif snif.
Espero que pronto se les pase el enfado y puedas volver a disfrutar de tu piscina y tu hermoso patio,lametones preciosa!

Martha Basset said...

Hi Lorenza
Well as your doggy friends we are very impressed and would say well done.
We have tried and tried but never managed to catch any birdies.
You must be super quick.
It is a pity humans don't understand these things. After all you are a hunter!
What's more, like us, you are a hound.
Hope your parents and grandma are not too upset - funny things human beings but we understand Lorenza.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Awwwwwwww, you didn't do anything wrong, Lorenza! The birdie wanted to swim and play with you and you just got carried away! It could have happened to anyone of us! We hope your doggie door is re-opened soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

OHHHHHHHHHHH Poor Lorenza!!
We are sooooooooo Sorry you are trapped indoors!!!!
We hope they forgive you soon and you can be free in the patio again!!!
Do you need help???
Can you call the animal rescue???
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....we're thinking what to do!!!!!
Have a great and NO Trapped weekend!!
We love youuuuuuuuu!!!!

Mango said...

I know it freaks out the people, but its OK to eat a little bird now and then.

Slobbers,
Mango

Snowy and Crystal said...

oh Lorenza,
so vewy sowy to read that you are stuck indoor.

(Snowy here: I have a lil confession - I also did something similar to yours with 3 or 4 birtdies already...me proud and mommy is sad :( .... put me in trouble too)

Maltese Paws

S&C

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Lorenza
We wonder if that bird put the hole in your old pool. We chase birds all the time, we just haven't caught one yet. Hope mom opens the door soon.
Love Ruby & Penny

Selba said...

Guess what Lorenza? If you are a bird hunter, we are a mouse, lizard and cockroach hunters *wiggles*

Licks,
Adele, Vincent & Bella

The Army of Four said...

You are the great and mighty huntress! Way to go, Lorenza!
Our mom and dad don't seem to appreciate our hunting skills either. Can you believe that?
Love,
Ammy

Pipa said...

WHat a huntress, Lorenza-Guapita!
We're proud of you too, but we're so glad you didn't eat the poor birdie... :)


Love

Pipa

TINA said...

Ojala que el castigo no dure mucho tiempo.

April said...

What is it with humans? My mom got really upset when I caught a bird, too. And she got even more upset when I caught a rabbit. But aren't we supposed to be good hunters?

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi lorenza!
thank you so much for the birthday wishes! you made our day!
it is so nice to meet you!
:) melissa and emmitt

SGR said...

Woof! Lorenza Oh! NO ...
Well, just to let you know its my birthday soon and i have a "birthday giveaway" Visit my blog and read my recent post. Hope to hear from you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

The OP Pack said...

Wow, Lorenza, you must be really fast because we keep trying to catch a bird and we just can't do it. At least you didn't eat it. Keep that sad face on and we are sure you will be forgiven.

Woos, the OP Pack

Mochi and Mommy said...

Wow! I'm impressed! I have tried many times to catch a bird, but they won't come close enough for me to catch. We do have the chicken and duck, but they are protected by the fence.

Mochi

Summit the Super Mal said...

Woo there Lorenza~
That is just not fair!!! The way I see it woo tried to save that bird from drowning in yer pool but it must have been too late. No amount of snooter to beak resuscitation was going to help him. But woo tried.....right?
Your pal,
Summii

Angel said...

Hey Lorenza!

Bird hunting huh . Hmmm, I guess I prefer cat hunting xDD

The birds in my area are always flying around. There are few on the ground for me to chase :o

I'm so proud of you for being able to catch a flying object!!!

Thumbs up,
Angel :D

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Nice work Lorenza
I would've done the same thing. Grandma eats chicken I'm sure. That's a bird??
norwood

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I can't believe you are locked up because you displayed your magnificent hunting skills. What are these people thinking?!? I've got a complaint form ready to go, if you'd like to file it with the proper authorities...

I hope you get out soon - and if you don't I can send AirFiona to rescue you.

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Deefor said...

That's terrible. If a birdie lands in your mouth you have to grab it! Maybe in a few days they'll let you out again.

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

nice going, I am impressed. I always make too much noise, and then they fly away, except for this blue jay who was trying to attack me once, when I was teasing her baby bird. I had to come inside too.
Moragn

The Great Rock Eater said...

Poor Lorenza!!! You were just trying to make friends!!

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

Oh, poor you, Lorenza, but poor birdy as well. I have been around a lot of birds, so I know not to ever touch them, but I admit they are too cute not to want to touch!

I hope the doggy door has opened by now :)

Love,
Jemma