Sunday, January 25, 2009


I went to the Vet yesterday again. Everything is ok but.... but.... I am not happy. Guess what he did?? He squeezed my butt!! Like Joey would say... "WTF"?? I showed him my disagreement and I cried pretty loud! The worst part is that he said that from now on, everytime I go there to cut my nails he is going to do the same. He is no longer one of my favorite persons!

To make me feel better, my mom took me with her and my grandma to the down town. While my grandma went to buy some fabrics, me and my mom had a nice walkie at a plazza. There were lots of doves and I had fun trying to chase them. Then I saw a pile of dove poop that was really tempting but my mom did not let me get close to it!

When we came back home I told my grandpa about my episode with the Vet and he gave me pieces of cheese! Not too many but enough to make me forget it for a while!

I hope you all had a great weekend.


Maggie and Mitch said...

That was sure not a nice thing for your vet to do to you, Lorenza! We're glad you got cheese to make it all better!
You look like a little school girl in your dress! It's just adorable!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Brownie said...

Que el vete hizo QUE? Por Dios, como se le ocurre, bueno, si es por tu bien...

Un poco de queso siempre està bien, a mami le gusta comer 3 tajadas de queso al dìa!

¡Feliz Domingo!

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

We are sorry about your hiney! We hope the cheese makes you feel all better!

Gus and Waldo

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

My weekend was way way WAY 'butt'er than yours!

Poor woo!

I'm glad you got some cheese!


Pedro said...


You had your butt squeezed? WTF for sure! I'd bite the VET if he tried that on me! I know you wouldn't though cause you're much more polite than me!


River said...

I'm sorry your vet did that to you! How mean! But maybe you'll get lots of treats each time, too.

love & wags,

Chow Chow said...

Why did the vet squeeze your butt? I would show my sharp teeth if anyone tries to do that to me! Glad you had those cheese to make you feel better!

Asta said...

How awful and hoomiliating(I had it happen wecently too and it was tewwible) but somehow you manage to look supew stylish even doowing this owdeal
love and smoochie kisses

Suzuki said...

Don't worry Lorenza, I'm sure the vet just sqeezed your butt because it's so cute :)
It was very nice of your Mum and your Grandma to take you shopping with them, and it was very nice of your Grandpa to give you some cheese :D
Big licks to you

Thor said...

Pobre Lorenza.
Fico contente que você ganhou queijo e isso fez você se sentir melhor!

Thor xx

Mason Dixie said...

Awe, poor Lorenza, I am glad Gramps gave you some cheese to make you feel better. Have a great day. =)

Frankie said...

OH, that's too bad! I have to have that done, too. It's humiliating! Hope your week goes better and glad your limp is gone! :) Frankie

The OP Pack said...

Butt squeezing is so not a good thing, but LOL, woo do have a cute butt!!

Another gorgeous dress woo have.

Cheese - yummers - we all love cheese.

Woos, the OP Pack

TINA said...

el vet es abusivo, pero si es por tu bien. pobre de ti!!! que bueno que luego te llevaron a pasear.

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Lorenza

What an injustice!!! We would like to bite the vet for you! Hopefully the cheese made you feel much better!

Thor and Marco Polo

Constança Lucas said...

As fotos estão lindas!!!!!!

Don't worry Lorenza you are spcial:)


TooCutePugs said...

Oh, no! Butt squeezing!!! We know all about that. Daisy has to go to the vet for that every month. Poor you. At least you got some cheese! Hopefully you will get cheese every time.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Lorenza I am so sorry about the vet horrible. But you looked way cute in your dress. In fact my Mom said that it looked a lot like her school uniform from when she was a kid...only a different color!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

McCain ,Boyero Berna said...

Lorenza, que mal trago has tenido que pasar en el Vete, Menos mal que despues te han dado un poquito de queso siempre vale para olvidar esos malos ratos.
Un Patiabrazo

Tibby said...

Hi Lorenza!
I'm sorry you had a bad day at the vet! They can be soo RUDE sometimes! You do look cute in your dress though and at least you got some cheese!
:) Tibby

Randi said...

Aww Lorenza...I'm sorry the meanie vet squeezied your bum bum..thats not nice at all..

But you do look FABULOUS in your little school girl outfit!


love & licks,

Angel said...

Hey Lorenza !
I have my butt squeezed everytime mommy gives me a bath !
Mommy did that since the first time I came home. It was instructed by the person who sold me to mommy. She said that if it was not squeezed, it might cause some infection and would make me itch badly !

I've never screamed before.
Probaby cos mommy did that since I was 2 months & I've gotten used to it .

Well, you'll get used to it my girl ! Btw, you looked real adorable in that dress !


Achilles Wong said...

yay! we are so happy for you Lorenza.. well, except the vet visit i guess.

good thing grandma was there to save the day! woofy!

drooly kisses,


Stella said...

Lorenza, You were wearing my very favorite today, your back to school dress. Its just perfect for you.

Sorry about the Vet abuse, it must have been for a good reason though!


Koobuss said...

Poor Lorenza! What happened to you was a real shame. What's going on here that he has to do that to you so often? I hope that everything is okay with you.

At least you got a nice walk in town and some cheese. There is always a bright side. Looks like you will be getting more walks in town and more cheese. That part is good. Just hang in there, pal!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Those vets things are horrible! The like to play with my toes too!

Does the vet know that he owe's you like lots and lots of treats for being so rude and touching you when obviously you don't want to be touched!!!

Hope you have a great week!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

the 4 Bs said...

hi Lorenza, we get that butt squeezing too and we understand why you don't like it at all. chasing pigeons was a lot of fun though, we bet. it's nice of your grandpa to give you some cheese to make you feel better.


Martha Basset said...

Hi Lorenza
What a nasty vet! Our advice is just let you nails grow!
We like cheese too and it sounds as though you had a nice day after the vet. The dove poop sounds great - these moms spoil all our fun.
We also rather liked the dress, especially the bow detail on the back. You are a leader in canine fashion Lorenza.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xx

Moco said...

What is with those vets that they think it is OK to squeeze your butt. The rest of the day sounded OK though.

Simona,Paco e Milo said...

OHHHHHHHH Poor Lorenza!!!
That was sure not a nice thing for your vet to do to you!!!!!
if we could....we would like bite the vet for you!!!!
but we're happy for you for the other part of the day with your mum.....
and we're Glad you had those cheese to make you feel better!!!!!
what can we say about your dresses???WONDERFUL!!!!!!
you look like a little school girl!!!We love you!!!!!

Abby said...

Hi, Lorenza...

Vets do some strange things sometimes...

I love your new dress...

Abby xxxooo

Bobby said...

I love your dress, as always you look beautiful. I would not be happy if the vet squeezed my butt either.
Nor would he be with an inprint of my teeth on his hand.

Patience-please said...

That top photo of you is so very beautiful, an artistic masterpiece!

wags from the whipppets

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello lorenza its dennis the vizsla dog hay yore vet sownds kind of pervy i wood report him to the proper awthoriteez if i wer yoo ok bye

Simba and Jazzi said...

Thank goodness you had cheese to help you get over that awful experience.

Simba x

Faya said...

Poor Lorenza....your vet is not nice with you. But your Grandma is !!! Woohoo Cheese ! I would do anything for cheese ....
I love your dress !
Kisses, Faya

Lady Kaos said...

How rude!!! Your vet sounds mean like my vet! Glad your Grandpa was read with the cheese to help you feel better. Grandparents are very good when it comes to sympathy.

Rambo said...

EEEWWWWW. Nasty!! Why is that mean vet touching your butt?? Maybe next time you should fart on him. At least you got cheese. I love cheese.

Daisy said...

Lorenza, a terrible butt-squeezing episode certainly deserves cheese to make up for it.

You look like a little schoolgirl in that adorable outfit!

Yogui said...

Quesito... ¡me chifla el quesito! Yo, por untrozo de queso soy capaz de ver al "perriatra" todos los días.
Espero que todo haya salido bien salvo por lo que ya contaste.
Un enorme patiabrazo princesa

Fred said...

Cheese is life's great healer.

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day and Hola Lorenza,

It could've been worse, at least the vet didn't stick anything up your but. Come and chase my furprise and take your mind off it.

xxx Asta (oz)

Katie and Gizmo said...

Hi Lorenza,
How awful getting your butt squeezed. At least you got to go on a nice walk after though and then got some cheese too YUMI!

I hope you're ok and don't have to go to the vet again for a long time.

Hugz & Lickz

Lacy said...

w00f's Lorenza, dat mean ole not blame u fur not liking him anymore...good thing ur mama, g-ma and g-papa take care of u and give ya treats and stuff...

b safe,

Ruby said...

Hi Lorenza
Butt squeezing does not sound like fun. I'm glad you showed the vet your displeasure.
I love your dress. It looks like a school uniform. You just need some knee socks.
Love Ruby

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That is so terrible. You were violated!!
What a pretty dress you have on to see the town..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

AppleDebbie said...

Hello Lorenza! You look very beautiful in your dress. I'm sorry the vet squeezed your butt... I hope the cheese made you feel better!

Your Pal,

Pipa said...

Lorenza, what a (sad) coincidence!
I went for my bath this Saturday and he did the same to me! I hate it!

I totally understand you, Lorenzita!

You look lovely on that dress, I love it!


(a mi me gusta mucho el quesito también!)


Mack said...

I hate getting squeezed!!

My mom takes me to the groomers every 6 weeks or so and they do it there.

But I bet the cheese was good!

Joe Stains said...

omdog Sophie is my girlfriend and I don't think even SHE would let me squeeze her butt. That Vet has some nerve!!

JB's Big World said...

Any visit to the vet is never good. I am so glad you are ok!

Coco said...

The vet does the same thing to my butt! WTF!!! its a conspiracy! thats why the last time i was there i puked on him! HA! that'll teach him to squeez my butt!

Let me know if that works for you,

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - The Princess

Niamh said...

The indignity of having your bottom squeezed Lorenza! I am sure that you needed vast quantities of cheese to recover from the shock!

Your friend,

Teddy Bear said...

Oh wow, Lorenza. I hope that you are feeling ok after your visit to the vet. I bet the cheese was yummy! I hate having my nails cut too. My Daddy uses a dremel so that helps a lot.

Teddy Bear

Casper and pals said...

PHOTO TAG!! You're it!

Here is how you play ...

Open a document or file folder,
Click on the fifth folder and then the fifth photo.
Post the photo and describe it.
Then tag 5 other bloggers.

Woofs Casper, Buddy, Nikki and foster dog Sunny

Mango said...

Nails clipped AND a butt squeeze? Poor Lorenza! I hope you got lots of foodables for putting up with all that.


umekotyan said...

Good evening lorenza.
How about the condition?
I want you to become energetic early.
I pray for the recovery of happiness and the physical condition.

from loved ume tyan

Homer said...

Oh My Dog... he touched your BUTT! I don't like Missus to touch my butt. I think it's invading of privacy and I feel violated. ME NO LIKE IT.


Byron y Xinver said...

Ay Lorenza un poco de paciencia con los vets!! Y cuidado con las cacas de paloma que son supertóxicas...

Anonymous said...

Oh, Lorenza, I'm so glad you lived through that awful vet appointment. I hope it's a long, long time before you have to go back.

See ya,

Amber-Mae said...

I hope the butt squeezing session wasn't too uncomfortable for ya. Thank DOG w haven't gone to the vet for butt squeezing for more than a year already. *touch wood*

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

CoCo said...

Oh ya, the infamous Butt Squeezing. I've had that done at the vet before too. They did it real good and stopped me from scooting, which is the reason why I had to go in in the first place. Word of advice, don't scoot your butt on the carpet, and the humans will never know you have to get your butt squeezed. My Mama usually does it to me when I get bathed. Not my favorite either, but it is not as invasive as the vet's squeezes. Mama is much gentler. They said it is for good health...but I say Ruff Bark!


Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr Lorenza
you need to tell that vet to walk the plank if he does that again Harrrr. Yer Cap'n has tagged you Harrrr. go to me blog to find out Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Lois Lane/Laney said...

You sure have a lot of cute dresses!

Chewie said...

i left you an award for having so many pretty sweater son mah blog!

Aniemother said...

What a rude vet! And I love cheese.. Mm.. Cheese.. That would make stuff better for a while..


Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

Yikes! I have never had my butt squeezed in the manner you are talking about. I hope all is ok!!
Hugs beautiful!

Doctor Dre said...

LOVE CHEESE! chedder cheese my favourite. nice dress Lorenza. mom wishes i would wear some of the clothes she buys me. but i hate clothing!

bye for now, Dre

Ludo van puppy said...

What a horrible thing to happen! I think you should change vet. I don't believe people when they say it for our own good. Still, at least you got to have some fun and get some cheese.
~lickies, Ludo

Crikit, Sparky, Ginger! said...

Miss Model Lorenza you look like a school girl. you gots the purdiest wardrobe ever. Oh and your site opened up so easy today that we got caught up! lucky you even if you do need help sometimes but golly lucky you getting to sleep in the big bed hmmm I don't think we ever have. Oh and you got some really neat looking friends

love licks & hugs

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey Lorenza....the next time the vet squeezes yer butt...cut the cheese right inta his he won't do that I tell ya I can chase anyone outta the room.....maybe even outta the house when I cut the's good that yer Gramps consoled ya though....

Dewey Dewster here....

Agatha and Archie said...

Well you may have had a HORRID experience but no one can say you are not the most STYLISH puppy around....Harumph to that dare he..Love and kisses A+A