Friday, June 24, 2011

A visitor...

A friend of my mom told her if my grandma could make a Santos vest for her doggie. My grandma said yes and she came today to visit us...


And here comes Duke!

Duke is 8 months old... At first he was very nervous.... soooo nervous that he pee and poo in the living room! Can you see the stain on the carpet?? Sure he deserves the Joe Stains Award!

And then... as soon as he felt more comfy... he started sniffing my butt...
And I really don't like that!

I was not feeling happy...

Is he going away??

Now I can relax!

I love to meet new friends but... if those friends insist on sniffing my butt... I start feeling nervous and I don't want to stay close to them!

Tomorrow is my mom's birthday... and I don't have moneys to buy her a present.
But I am thinking of giving her a "priceless" present.
I want her to do nothing this weekend.
No renovations, no repairs, no cleaning, no laundry, no computer... nothing....
Just to be lazy and relaxed... spending all the time with me!
Do you think she'd like that??

Have a great weekend!


Huffle Mawson said...

I do not like it when friends sniff my butt either, Lorenza. Happy birthday to your mum and I hope she goes with your plan of doing nothing!

rottrover said...

Happy Birthday to your mom, Lorenza! I hope she relaxes and spends the WHOLE WEEKEND with her pretty girl!!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

C said...

poor L....butt sniffing is just one of those dog greetings....and that guy was just a puppy. They are very silly.

Sammie and Avalon said...

Oh Lorenza! Bummer, so to speak! We are, unfortunately, butt sniffers, but just to figgur out where that doggeh's been! But we don't think it was nice of Duke to poo and pee on your rug - uck! Please woof our happiest Birthday wishes to your MOM!!!
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie, Ava and Oz

Thor said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom! We hope she has a wonderful day with you,Lorenza! Your idea is pawfect!

Thor and Jack

Anonymous said...

Oh Lorenza that is the Bestest Birthday present EVER! It is the perfect one for your Mom too!
I hope that your Mom relaxes the WHOLE weekend with YOU!

As far as butt sniffin goes I don't like it either!

woos, Tessa

Elizabeth said...

No, I don't care for butt sniffs either, Lorenza. :)

I think your mom had better take your present for her and be happy about it!

Happy Birthday to Lorenza's mom!

Me, Jon Farleigh and Dewi

Mr. Pip said...

Happy Birthday to your wonderful mom!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I don't like other dogs sniffing my butt either!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Now that is terrific gift to give your mom. We think we'll do the same for Jan. She can do whatever she wants and we'll do nothing. hehe

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Lorenza you look terrified..thank goodness that kid left!
Benny & Lily

Cappy the Eskie said...

You certainly wouldn’t want Ollie around. He’s the biggest butt sniffer I know. In fact, he smells EVERYTHING ! Mom said that if she had to rename him, he would be called *Sniffin*.

We wish your Mom a very Happy Birthday and hope that she enjoys a relaxing day.

Hugs and yips,
Cappy and Ollie

Stella said...

Happy Birthday, Veronica! I wish we were closer, I would bake you a cake!

Cheers and Hugs,
Stella's Mom Jo

Sam said...

We are sorry your new friend was kidn of rude. Maybe it will be different next time?

We hope your Mom has an awesome birthday!


Kari in WeHo said...

That present sounds PERFECT


Sam said...

Hi Lorenza, please wish your mom a happy birthday from me, my sister and my brothers. Sniffing butts is okay but not if it makes you nervous. Your mom can always visit us, we have lots for her to do :)

houndstooth said...

I think your plan for your mom's birthday sounds perfect! Maybe the next time your new friend comes over, he'll be less nosy!

Tell your mom we said "Happy Birthday!"


Priscilla said...

Happy Birthday to your mom, Lorenza!
Your pressies sound great and I'm sure your mom will love them a lot.

Sorry about the little sniffing fellow!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy birthday to your mom, Lorenza! You chose the most perfect pressie!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Finn said...

Happy birthday momma! You deserve a few days of relaxation!

Niamh said...

Duke looks cute Lorenza but we know what you mean about dogs who get a little to personal as it were!

Happy Birthday to your mom. Hope she rests up after all her hard work on the bathroom. Give her lots of kisses.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

3 doxies said...

Girl, I so don't blames you...I don't want nobuddy sniffin' my butt eithers!

I feel very confident your mom will enjoy doing nuttin but spending time withs you on her birfday!


Autumn and Jasmine the Maltese said...

I know how you feel cause we too don't like when they sniff our butt! But I guess thats they way we should do eh?

Happy Birthday to you mom <3

Hugs n kisses,

Marg said...

Happy Birthday to the Mom. We sure hope she has a wonderful day and that is such a good idea to do nothing for the day except maybe sleep and eat. We agree that is isn't nice for another doggie to smell your butt. Hope all of you have a great day.

Sarge said...

Hola Lorenza!
Wow, that poor pup must have felt bad about his accident. I'm sure he was just trying to be furiendly, but I can understand not liking that. I think your mom will love a whole weekend with no chores and lots of Lorenza time! Sounds like the perfect gift!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

cheyne923 said...

Happy Birthday to Lorenza's mom! I think she should rest and relax, too. So let her know Jeeves will get on a plane and distract her till you put all the 'fixin' stuff away. But he's on crate rest, oh well.
We are VERY impressed that you were so nice to a dog that came into your house! AND sniffed your butt while there! That should get you some quality time with mom on her birthday...Melinda and Jeeves

Frankie Furter said...


Now don't you worry about givin your mom a Pressie that she can unwrap.. I know fur a FACT that what she would LOVE the mostest.. is to spend time with YOU.
If you give her a BUNCH of kisses and some cuddles she will be SOOOO happy!!

Sorry your new furend.. was not very well mannered.

tula said...

of course silly.. your mom would love to spend her birthday with woo!

but be sure to give her kissies too!

Happy Bday Lorenza's mom!

Pamela said...

JAJA!!hola lorenza,que situacion tan incomoda,yo cuando me olfatean el trasero les gruño y les muestro los dientes...(mi mami se enoja,dice que eso no se hace)grrr
Le deseo un muy feliz cumpleaños a tu mami y que pasen un hermoso dia.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Your new friend is very handsome. Don't worry about the butt sniffing - he is just trying to say hello. We don't like it either, but we think he could be a nice pal. We hope we can see him wearing his vest after Grandma finishes it.

Happy Birthday to your Mom, and we are certain she will love some time for relaxation and rest with her sweet girl Lorenza.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sagira said...

Sorry that your new friend just wanted to sniff your butt and peed and pood on your stuff, that wasn't very nice.

Happy Birthday to your mom! :)

Anny said...

I do them butt sniffing with all my furry buddies here too.. this is our way of greeting (for guys) hehehheheee.. i think :)

Happy Birthday to your lovely mama!

woofs n licks,

Pia said...

oh lorenza, i can understand you! i don't like sniffing my butt too. then i start feeling uncomfortable.

but your new friend looks very cute!

dachshund kiss kiss

Madi and Mom said...

Please give your mom a nice b-day snuggle from Madi and Mom and we hope she did as you wished and relaxed!
OMC OMD butt sniffing is not acceptable behavior when one first meets a new friend. Duke is young and we are sure his manners will improve or at least he will be a tad more subtle. MOL Madi

Momo and Pinot said...

Ah... butt sniffing is a big no no to pretty girl like you!

Happy Birthday, Lorenza's mom. Lorenza, we think your suggestion is great!

Have a relaxing weekend!
Momo & Pinot

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Your friend Duke is very cute!! Of course it gets rather personal when sniffing butts but we have heard that is what dogs like to do! We wish your mom a very Happy Birthday!!!!! We hope she has a great one and relaxes and has fun!!! Love, Debbie & Holly

Deborah said...

I think your Mom will love that gift. Please tell your Mom to have a very Happy Birthday from her friends in rainy and cold New England!
Have lots of fun and cake!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

We has visitors now too...for 3 weeks. Dere two dogs...Chase and Sabrina...keeps sniffing my butt too. I don't like dat eider.

Mack said...

Oh Lorenza,
You look so scared when your buddy came to visit!
He had some nerve doing peepees on your carpet!
I think the perfect gift for mom is a loooong nap with you!
Happy Birthday Mom!!

Wyatt said...

That takes some nerve, sniffin your butt like that! We would not like that either. BOL

Happy Birthday to your MOM!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Daisy said...

Duke might need to learn some manners! I guess puppies have a lot to learn. I hope your mom has a happy birthday, you thought of a great present!

Anonymous said...

Happy more butt sniffin'!
PS) the bathroom looks great!!

FiveSibesMom said...

Happy Birthday Lorenza's Mom!!! Hope your day is great!

Lorenza, I think your gift would be perfect!

Happy Sunday! Have some birthday cake too!

Au and Target said...

Happy birthday to your mummy! We hope you ahve a great day - with no butt sniffing.

Bocci said...

Ha! Believe me, Lorenza, I don't like anyone smelling my but either!

A happy, relaxing birthday to your mom!

Pauley, the Mr. or the Mrs. said...

Oh no!! Was Duke embarrassed? I am bad about sniffing bottoms; you should try it sometime :) Happy belated birthday to your momma!!

Pauley James

Bobby said...

No we do not like butt sniffers, but we do sniff butts.
We wish your mum a Happy Birthday we are sure she will like to be with you.
Licks Bobby

Junior and Orion said...

Happy belated Birthday to your MOm. We bet she did love that gift from you!

the booker man said...

miss lorenza!

super mega happy belated birthday to your mama!!! did she relaxify with you the whole weekend long? i sure hope so!

the booker man

pee s -- my big sis asa is not a big fan of havin' her hiney sniffed either!