Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Do you remember my old lady?

Here she is now.... hat-less

And arm-less

There is always a first time for everything. And this is the first time that I do this to a toy! But I have to say that it was not all my fault. My mom is guilty too. I was playing with her. Shaking, shaking, shaking and then my mom came and tried to grab her by one leg, I had her arm in my mouth, I refused to give her up... and the rest is history!


Maybe if I practice enough I can ask to the Santos team for a job!

Have a good night


Asta said...


That was totally not youw fault..cleawly youw Mommi wipped out that lady's awm..
I think Santos would win ALL theiw games if you wewe on the team
You awe tewwific
smoochie kisses

Bella said...

Kewl - great work Lorenza - keep it up - you can destroy anything now that your mummy has shown you how !!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear, the poor old lady. Will your mom perform surgery on her to fix her arm back? You sure are pawsome with that ball

~ Girl girl

Lacy said...

woofies Lorenza, me nos u woodnt hurt dat old lady...iffin u need a good doglawyer me will help u finded one...

b safe,

Holly said...

Don't worry too much Lorenza, that type of stuffy destruction happens here all the time!

I like how much you loved playing with you ball!!


Mango said...

Not you fault Lorenza. You Momma should know you have the jaws of steel!

Keep practicing your soccer moves.

Scruffy said...

Good job on the old lady Lorenza.

The Mighty Scruff

Marvin said...

wow, you are some "surgeon" ripping the old lady apart! Very funny tale!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

You look cute in the video too.

Goofy said...

good job!!!! wat toy means to us if we're not allow to rip them off?

BrandytheGreat said...

Whoa! Lorenza!! You're mighty vicious!! (Pat on the back!)

Mack said...

Oh Lorenza,
You are getting good with the destruction!

And I know the Santos would be proud to have you!

Ruby Bleu said...

Totally not your way. I mean that is what the game tug the old lady is all about, right. But your Mom should TOTALLY buy you a new old lady!

Lots of Licks, ruby

Girasol said...

No es tu culpa Lorenza, no te preocupes, libera ese cargo de culpa.
Ahora que lo veo bien ese muñeco es la Bruja del 71? esta muy bonito.

Amber-Mae said...

I have not met your Old Woman yet but I must say, you did a great job with her arm & hat!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Fred said...

It's fun to rip out all the stuffing too!

Petra said...

GOOD JOB on the old lady, Lorenza!

I loved watching your ears flop and your tail wag when you chased the ball!

Lady Kaos said...

Mom and I have wripped limbs off stuffies playing tug-og-war, too.
Dachshunds must be natural soccer players. My sister is awesome at controling a ball and putting it into the bushes which we call the goal. There is a big huge ball in the backyard that she likes to bounce off her nose. I stay out of her way when she starts playing soccer in the back yard cuz she's crazy!

Jill Valentine said...

Aaah you are the most spoiled dog in the world!!!

And you look just like my Tilo.

I added you to my blogroll in my page ( in which sometimes I talk about my little baby. Im also creating a mexican dachshunds msn group at:

PS: I hate you, you haver better clothes than me XD!!!

Tilo sends you kisses!!!

Snowball said...

Poor old lady. Is she going to go through any surgery to have her arm fixed?


Maggie & Mitch said...

OOPS!!! These things happen! Poor old woman!
It looks to us like any team would be happy to have you playing for them!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Ferndoggle said...

The old lady obviously needed a serious apaweration!!

You'd be the most beautiful soccor player in the whole world!!


Moco said...

There had to have been something wrong with that lady's arm or it would not have come off. How can that be your fault? I see you as a surgeon and a soccer player.

Jackson said...

Good work, Lorenza! J x

Patience-please said...

Welcome to the SKC! (Stuffie Killing Club)

wags from the whippets, lifetime members of the SKC

The Daily Echo said...

Great job on that stuffie! None of ours look quite right and not a single one squeaks anymore. You're very skillful with that ball. Woo!

Gus and Louie said...

That Old Lady would be missing a lot more body parts if she was at our house.

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Orable & Charlie said...

Hi Lorenza - you look like you're having so much fun! (and don't worry too much about the hat, it was probably worth it, to a dog!)

licks & slobbers

Katie said...

Excellent job, Lorenza!! We are proud of you!

MNGirlyGirl said...

LOL! I love that you took her arm off!! Be assertive little girl!
Hugs, Clive's Mom

Willie & Waylon said...

Wow - you are good with good with the soccer ball.. maybe you could play for the Santos!

ChaChi Lu said...

You are supposed to help little old ladies cross the street!

Lorenza, you look too sweet to destroy anything!

~ChaCHi and JET

Thor said...

Uau, você joga futebol muito bem!


Sami said...


You have some of the cutest clothes! Where do you get them? Just adorable!
Kisses & Licks,

chiyo said...

oops! now that was totally not your fault. plus, the old lady's arm is so thin, i'm sure without any accidents it would still fall off sooner or later hee hee


MJ's doghouse said...

hi lorenza...
i just caught up on your blog..i took a few days off....your dresses are just beautiful...i keep telling mom to get me a dress...i especially like the yellow one....i wish they made them for big busted woman like me...i also love your old lady are so fun lorenza..keep up the good bloggin

Joe Stains said...

I can't believe how good you are at soccer, you should definitely try out! You really taught that old lady who is boss.

happy said...

Oh poor old lady...Good work with the ball!

Harry said...

I'm sure grandma can perform some arm surgery on your old lady toy!

I'm rather impressed with your football skills young lady.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Gorda said...

Leí el comentario de Gira, es cierto que es la bruja de 71??
uuff, mi mami creció viendo el Chavo del 8!!
Acá en Argentina nos gusta mucho, todavía lo siguen repitiendo.

umekotyan said...

Good evening lorenza.
Destruction recalled the word said the start of the imagination.
Needing the arm and the hat are mended, and it exists.
A wonderful weekend with the ball. :)

from loved ume tyan

Xsara ... said...

It's never the dog's fault!

4xBs said...

hi Lorenza, good job on the toy. ripping them apart is so satisfying, isn't it?! and you are an excellent soccer player. that looks like so much fun. we would like to join you for a game of soccer.


Ricky Pepper said...

maybe your grammie can put that lady back together! I loved your video, you are a superstar!


Lenny said...

I think you would be a great addition to the Santos team. They should hire you! You already have a uniform!

Your friend, Lenny

Weeny&Daisy said...

Aww we're sorry that your toy broke :( We dont think its really your fault though, and dont worry, it looks like it can easily be mended!

Love Weeny and Daisy xx xx

Gus and Louie said...

Yepper i caught the little pill and rolled him right over. I know soon he will be as big as I am and it won't be as easy but I can keep messing with him until he does...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Isis said...

Wow lorenza! You're a great player! i think they HAVE to give you a job!

Noah the Airedale said...

Ahhhh the art of toy destruction, you and your mum make a great team Lorenza. We like your football skills.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Maya and Kena said...

Hee hee... that's happened to some of our toys too... BOL..
And you are really good at soccer!! You should totally try out fur the team!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Agatha and Archie said...

We'll get you to be like a terrier yet little one!!! We would have ripped both arms and legs and the indside out!!(and in about 5 seconds!!!) Good job!! LoveA+A

Deefor said...

Sorry I haven't been around a computer for a while. Whose fault is that? You are an amazing soccer player. You should be on a team. They should make stuffies stronger.