Friday, February 1, 2008


While my mom was working at the computer, I took my balls to play. I did this for almost an hour and then.... they disappeared! I don't know what happened. Have you seen them??
Katie, Zorra and Sam, tagged me to play this game of "What 3 things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble or suffer any consequences".... well after thinking about it.....
Number 1. I'd love to eat all the food I want. You name it.... treats, steaks, bones, ice cream, popcorn, bread, cakes, tacos, etc., etc.
Number 2. Run free. Going to a place where I can be off leash and run and run freely.
Number 3. Roaching on mud.
I hope you all are preparing for the big game! Rest as much as you can and get ready!
Have a good night


Agatha and Archie said...

Oh Lorenza,We are so excited we will never be able to sleep!!! Hee hee, funny place to hide them!!!!! Love A+A

Melissa said...

Heeheehee! My Papa sticks things in my shirts too!!!

Charlie said...

Lorenza, I couldn't have said it better myself! Those are 3 great things to do, for sure!!
- Charlie

Joe Stains said...

I dunno what happened to your balls!!! hahaha!!

MJ's doghouse said...

oh you have some kind of bally growths on your back...are you meeting us in AZ for the pawty

Lacy said...

woofies Lorenza, me not seed ur hopies u finds dem soon...

b safe,

Simba said...

I think someone is teasing you. I like the eating food, the other two I do most days. I guess that makes me very lucky.

Simba x

Maggie & Mitch said...

Wouldn't it be such fun to eat, eat, eat until we couldn't hold any more?!
We see someone was teasing you with those balls! hehehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Weeny&Daisy said...

Heyyy! We will help you find your balls! hehe! You seem to have an abnormal frowth on your back though.. you might wqant to get that checked out..

We have already done the 3 things game! But thanks for tagging us :) We said pretty much the same as you... eat, sleep on mummys bed and NO SHOWERSSS!

Love Weeny and Daisy xx xx

Amber-Mae said...

Lorenza, I think they're in your shirt on your back. My mommy does that too to me by putting it in mah shirt. I try to get it out but to no avail!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Oh Lorenza, we think your mom is playing a game with you. We hope you found all of your balls so you could play with them some more.

Those are three wonderful things to do. We get to do the second one (run off leash) whenever we go to the country. Sammy has dreams about doing the first one because he is sure Mom is trying to starve him.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Kathryn and Ari said...

Lorenza, what happened next? Did you find the missing balls? Did your humans help you?

PS- Don't forget to check out the puppy bowl on animal planet this weekend: it's our favorite part about SuperBowl Sunday!

Boo said...

hahahahaha, lorenza, bad mommy! in the first pic i was wondering why your shirt is tuck up! hahahahaha.

how big are those balls? it looks pretty small for me.

btw, lorenza, you can take the old calendar down. it doesn't work anymore.

wet wet licks


Maya and Kena said...

Hey there Lorenza!!!
Thanks so much fur tagging us! And you put what we would also love to do!! BOL!!
We'll post ASAP!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Aniemother said...

He he.. Hope you found your balls!

Bajas, Coco & Nimbus

Chloé said...

Hola Lorenza!!! Puedes estar tranquila, no le diré nada a tu veterinario del helado, yo tampoco se lo puedo decir al mío, ya que no puedo tomar nada, estoy tomando medicinas...


Deefor said...

Oh no! What a trick they played on you. I run free sometimes. And I roached in mud. (I like sand better. If your wet you can make your own mud) But the eating wish is the best.

My treats are the same as I sent you. They have them smaller but I like to walk around with a big cigar treat like a giant dog. Do you want more?


ChaChi Lu said...


I am not sure, but maybe your balls are playing hide and seek. I really like your wishes. Maybe I can join you if you get your wish? I like to run too!

~ChaChi Lu Pink Champagne

The Zoo Crew said...

I told mom I thought I spotted the balls, but she told me I was crazy :)

Peace + Paws,

Lucy Lu

wally said...


I suspect my sissy. She is always stealing them and hoarding them. And breaking them. Yeesh.

That's a fun game! I would love to roach in the mud, too. Once I roached in some poo. My ma ape was not pleased with me! But I thought my new perfume was lovely.


4xBs said...

Hi Lorenza, those are three things that we would love too. as for your balls, did you ever find them? how did you get them inside of your shirt? did you hide them there? that's a pretty cute place to put them, as long as they aren't lost! hee hee.


Mack said...

You know what? The same dang thing always happens to my balls. What is it with em?

Holly said...

Oooooohhhh, your three things sound a lot like what I would pick!! Especially #1!!

Your mom is mean for hiding your balls!


Patience-please said...

Oh we love your pointing tail! It's just marvelous!

Your mom is playing a trick on you... silly human!

wags from the whippets


Hi Lorenza,
Great three things to do, we certainly agree with the first two - not too sure about the third though.
Jazz and Dixie

Jackson said...

Hey Lorenza, those balls are very naughty. I hope you taught them a lesson when you found them again. J x

Hammer said...

Dear Lorenza
Thank you very much for wishing me and Beau a happy Barkday. I'll see you at Gaucho's surprise Barkday pawty. Hope you find your balls !!!
Love from Hammer

Thor said...

Lorenza, você fez ótimas escolhas! Eu adoraria fazer tudo aquilo também!


Mango said...

Lorenza! Your Mom is so sneaky. You look like a camel.
Check out my blog for three things to do.


Maya and Kena said...

Hey there Lorenza!
Thanks so much fur signing the petition!! That's so thoughtful of you!
And yes, we are so happy too that Bruno is doing good..
Have a great day!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Pacco de Mongrel said...

did u manage to locate your balls?

i can help u to sniff them out...they can't be far

Gus and Louie said...

Thanks for the tag..
1. We would love to learn how to herd sheep.
2. We would love to shred and entire roll of toilet paper..
3. We would love to chew up Mom's underwear.. Well we have done that one already and we got caught!!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Isis said...

I found them! I found them!

who put them there?! what a strange place to keep your balls.

Girasol said...

Hey Lorenza,
I see a camel on the bed...maybe the ball are in the camel's hump.

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Spencer said...

Wow Lorenza, if you roach in mud you'll be very dirty, BOL! I bet it would feel good though, let us know if you ever get to do that.


Dory and Liza said...

Hey Lorenza -

I lose stuff like that sometimes and all my human does is laugh!

Hope you are ready to cheer for our Patriots!!

Hugs - Dory

Maeby said...

Thanks for stopping by! Yeah, that NO word is starting to be used a lot, it's all I hear....

Katherine and Pippa, said...

Normally balls run away and hide themselves. Maybe not in your case.

Pippa xx

Bogart said...

Miss Lorenza,

My mama wants to send you something - a sample of the yummy dog treats we're making (it's doggie jerky!) - if you want some, just drop me an email with your address (my email is and I'll get ya some right out!


happy said...

I think I know where your ball went. Try rolling over and shaking a bit, you'll see the ball soon enough ;-)

I'd like to do all the 3 things too except the last one...that would be pushing it a bit hehe

Peanut said...

oh hahahaha did your mom put those balls under your shirt. That's funny