Torture devices
Mmmmhh!!! What do you have there???
Aghhhhhh
Grrrhhh
Aggghhhgrrrh
This is what you deserve from me..... Brrrrrrrllllllluuuuuupppppp!!!Today, while many of you were celebrating, I had a fight.... yes.... a human-dog fight! My grandma had the nerve to brush my teeth!! When I saw her with that thing in her hand I knew something was about to happen to me. I tried to run away but she trapped me. I tried to escape again but it was impossible! So... I gave up and she won! It was not that bad, but I had to make it hard for her. But some times you win, some times you lose.... it wasn't my time!!
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
31 comments:
Oh my gosh, I totally understand your pain man!! Mom does that to me too!! I think we should call the SPCA!! This has to be abuse.
Then mom got this bright idea to buy a kids electric toothbrush to use as torture!! But the noise of the toothbrush scared the you-know-what out of me so she went back to using the doggy toothbrush. But I still hate it!!
Should you call or me??
Tobes
dear lorenza,
i can't understand the point of this torture either. if they have to do it, why can't they at least make the paste more interesting? like ice cream or bacon flavoured? or a toothbrush that can be eaten after its used?
fee
What is the flavour of your toothpaste lorenza?
I hate brushing teeth too. Mummy gave up on it long time ago since I kept licking off my toothpaste (it's poultry flavour.. yummy). So, now we having edible toothbrush.. keke.. bones :P
Hey Lorenza,
Yikes, you seemed sooo tortured by that brush. Mom noticed some tar tar on my back tooth and she may have this wierd idea about wanting to brush my teeth too. No way Amigo I say!
That's good for you! I have never tried anything like that, perhaps someday I'll do it. Kisses. Byron.
lorenza, do u think SPCA will take care of such torture case?? i haven't been brushed before coz mom make me chew oxtail or stuff to clean teeth. so far so good coz i once had tartar and it's gone.
wet wet licks
Boo
Yuck, yuuck and more yuck! Thankfully now that I eat raw meaty bones, I don't need my teeth cleaning so much as all the chomping keeps them nice and white!
Licks
Oscar x
please.. don't let mum see this!
she thought I can clean my teeth with the chewbone.. now I can see her racking her brains!
NOT the toothbrush!!!!
Wuffs!
Toffee
oh no Lorenza! i muz not let Jiejie see this post, she mite start getting the wrong ideas!
we doggies shld go on a strike! stand by oxtail bones & greenies only!!!
Mom tried that on me a long time ago and she never got to brush. I'd eat the toothpaste before she started to scrub! hehehehehe
She now has given up and gives me a bone or carrots instead! Maybe this could work for you?
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Oh poor you Lorenza, I suffer the same date every week! Luckily your toothpaste is doggie toothpaste & it doesn't taste that bad but for me, my mommy uses Colgate. That's even worse! It's sooo spicy!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Mom used to do that to Roxie and she did it a little bit to Sammy but it got too hard with three doggies. We don't have any pictures because she can't brush our teeth and work the camera at the same time. You do have pretty white teeth! If you see Amber Mae (previous comment) tell her mommy that you shouldn't use people toothpaste on dogs ever; the flouride (or something in it) is really bad for doggies.
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
I have yet to have my teeth brushed, but judging from what you went through, I am NOT looking forward to it!
Puggy kisses
Suki
That is awful. I am sorry you lost the fight.
Hi Lorenza,
Wow, we be impressed!! You be such a good pup. My "the mom" tried brushing my teeth one time, but I wouldn't open my mouth. I showed her who was boss.
Your pal, Buster
Oh, aren't toothbrushes jsut horrid? I hate 'em! I'm glad my teeth have always been really healthy, so I haven't had to have them brushed yet.
Maybe you can have your way next time!
Sparky
Well, at least you fought tooth and nail, judging from your pictures. You can be proud of that, at least.
(my girl tried to do that to us the other day... Fig has a video up of it!)
I hate it too!Mine has 3 heads!!
Wonder who invented that?
Frasier
Oh Lorenza, that looks totally horrible! Such torture! Luckily my humans don't do that to me. I get to go to the vet for my cleanings!
Be careful that toothpaste isn't from China, there has been a huge recall on toothpaste made in China because of poisoning!
Holly
I hope the tooth paste at least tastes like chicken !
Wuffs
Bella
At least you'll have a nice sparkly smile! I hate that too.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
why on earth do moms and grandmoms want to turn a perfectly fun toy into a torture device?
my advice is to sneak in and get that blasted toothbrush, steal it away, and chew the daylights out of it!!! then hide it so they can't find it!!!!
good luck, coco
Maybe if they got you toothpaste that tastes like hamburger it wouldn't be so bad.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
OMDog -
You were so good not to BITE Grandma....
You may have lost the battle ...but not the war.....
Enjoy fresh mintie breath be close to Grandma
Oh you poor thing. We have not be subjected to this type of torture yet. I'm glad you have prepared us.
We want to know about the peanut butter freezies.
MayaMarie
Thanks a lot ... you just reminded my Mom that she needs to start brushing my teeth again. Gheesh!
That virbac CET stuff can be bought here too. My mom uses this squirty thing on my teeth. It's some kind of enzyme cleaner. It's really not that bad though. I tolerate it okay.
Woooo.... i dun think i will ever enjoy teeth brushing. I've never had my teeth brushed. EEKS
I've never tasted the toothbrush. Is it chewy? In my house they say the big buffalo bone is keeping my teeth white. Let's keep it that way.
You poor things. Baths are bad enough.
Deefor
Lorenza,
Trust me, brush your teeth now and you will not be submitted to the torture of vole breath later.
Read back in January on ernest's blog.
besos,
ernest
You need to fight harder! My girl used to try to brush my teeth, but I put up such a fush that she finally gave up. Now I just chew nylabones to keep them clean.
Comet
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