Monday, July 2, 2007


Here I am in my post
What is that?

I can see you!

A fly!

I'm going to bite you!

Another one!

Get out of here!

Today I made a discovery. I hate flies! They are the most annoying creatures I ever met. Let me tell you. During the day I did all my normal activities, you know, eating, playing, napping, walking, etc. Later I went to take my post as a watchdog. I was there relaxing on my pillows, watching people and cars, barking a little bit. Everything cool! Then I saw something.... two flies! They were going and going. Suddenly they begun attaking me!! I tried to trap them but oh boy! how they fly around!! They were not to fast... but obviously faster than me! I didn't have luck. My mom had to kill them. It was the only way I could continue enjoying my time there in the railing. My mom says that every day you learn something new.... well.... yes... today I learnt about flies and how I hate them!
Have a good night


Ruby Bleu said...

Flies make me dizzy Lorenza...they buzz around my head and I can't ever catch them either and you know how fast I am. Good thing your Mom was there to help you!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Bailey said...

Hi, Lorenza. Flies are nasty. We hate them too. Can I add you as a buddy on my blog? Let me know if that is ok. We kind of have that weiner dog thing going on! Luv, Bailey

hershey the doglet said...

ooh lorenza! nixon (my cat) and i chase flies all the time! nixon is better at killing them since he can jump high and all. but i try try try!

Huskee Boy said...

Ughhh.. I hate flies too! I hope you got those 2 little buggers..

JustMeCopper said...

I hate flies too. We get these big slow long legged bugs here ... we call them mosquito eaters ... and I can catch them. I kill them but don't eat them.

Luckie Girl said...

I hate those nasty flies too. But I realised I hate beetles more. KILL KILL KILL!!

Dachsies Rule said...

We hate flies too. We chase them but we have never caught one.

We wanted to tell you that our Aunt Bec was reading our blog and the cooments and she went to your blog. She told mom you were so cute! Considering she has the three of us and her two dachsies, Maggie and Jake, that is quite a complement!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Frasypoo said...

Flies are nasty!Hope you used a fly swatter on them

Holly said...

We all hate flies too! We try to bite at them and eat them. Abby especially hates them, and will chase them around the house until she eat them!


Amber-Mae said...

Uuughh! I HATE flies too but guess who likes? My sista Faith LOVES them! She see them buzzing around she goes crazy with them & crunches on them until they're dead. Sometimes she etas them too. So yucky!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Kerrio said...

Tealeaf has a fly obsession too, he can never rest when they are buzzing about, but the best one for catching flies is General Jacksons friend Luca - he is an EXPERT flycatcher (but hey - that's collies for you!)

Snogs from the dogs

Kerrio & co

Ume said...

hi Lorenza,
i'm glad your Mom killed the flies! i havent come across 1 in my house, but i know i would hunt it down if i ever c one!

Mona,Jacks & Toby too!! said...

WE HATE FLIES TOO !! Here in Texas we got lots. Toby watches them very closely and them jumps when they aren't looking with their beedy little eyes. He gets very excited because he catches them everytime.

Mommy tells him to stop and let her do it with a fly swatter cause he barks REALLY loud and then wants her to come look at his kill. Toby says he don't want no flies bothering his sweetie so he has voluntered to protect you.

Gotta go, we just got up to pottie and told Mom to check on everybody.
Back to bed for us. Sleep tight....

Love and kisses from Mona, Jacks, Toby and Bradley too!!

Oscar Airedale said...

Yep, they really are annoying little critters.

Oscar x

Maggie said...

I can't stand flies either! I bark at them and then mom swings the dish towel at them and I realize then that they have to die! Flies make me mental!

Love ya lots,

ROSSI said...

i love catching flies... whenever i see them.. i'll bite them.. hate them too..they just too annoying flying around your head..

Golden Rossi

Gaucho and Verdi said...

hola lorenza..
sabes yo las intento cazar pero las jodidas no se dejan..
patita colega

Boo said...

lorenza, i once kill some flying insect but definitely not fly. i hope you kill the fly even tho i would say "ewwwww"!

wet wet licks


PreciOus said...

Pesky flies sure can't leave as alone. I hate them too. I'll bite, tear and eat them, that is if I get to them fast enough. Hee.


The Husky in the Window said...

Yuck. Flies. They are too fast for me too. Glad your mom got them so you could enjoy your sunshine. Doy ou have a sunbathing dress? My mom thinks you have the cutest dresses.

Spencer said...

You have to snap fast to catch them Lorenza! They sure are annoying little pests.

Seadra & Zoe said...

You are a great watch dog for keeping an eye on those flies. Try snapping at them. It's great fun to try and catch them in mid air. Takes practice.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Sophie Brador said...

Cha Cha tries to grab flies out of the air. It's very funny to watch.

Byron said...

Hola saludos, ya nos veremos.

Isabella said...

You just need practice at catching flies. Emmy is quite good at it. I am lazy so I just ignore them- hee hee!
Big Wags,

Ike said...

flies are so gross.

Peanut said...

Flies are just yucky

Duke & Gidget said...

Yuk! We don't like flies either Lorenza. Good thing your Mom killed them for you!

~Pug Besos~

Reina the Doxie said...

I totally hate flies too! They are kinda noist and scary.
The thing is that it seems like i can never catch them! Their reflexes is so fast. Urgh

Tadpole said...

Oooh, keep practicing to catch them, Lorenza... they're really YUMMY!

Balboa said...

Evil, evil, flies, they must be stopped!

Frenchie Snorts

coco said...

flies are gross. i think the only thing they know how to do is bother other creatures. totally annoying. i hope you kill them all!

oh, and i looked this up on so i could say this to you:

el perrito lame!!! coco

Bella said...

great look out post and how annoying to be disturbed by those nasty flies !!
We hate flies too & will snap at them whenever they come close.

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Lorenza,
Guess what? I Snickers hate flies too. I'm always stalking them & trying to catch them, hehehehe! I don't like them near me either. Sometimes I will make weird growly noises at them while wagging my tail too. Aren't I silly??
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Snickers & Butchy

Pugsley, Buster & Cricket said...

Hi Lorenza,

Grrrr. Those flies are such a pest. Glad your mama show them who the boss is.

xoxoPugsley, Buster and Cricket

WinstonBerry said...

I hate flies, too, Lorenza! I bet they will be less likely to come around your house now that they know YOU are on the lookout for them!

--Winnie :-)