Saturday, October 17, 2009

Humans!...

Somebody please explain me what is wrong with humans!
First my mom was worried due to my mushy poop. Vet visit. I got an injection and he changed my diet... and no veggies and treats. OK! Then.... no poop at all and then more worries. 2 days and no poop.
This morning we went out for a walkie. My mom got a poop bag with her. I have never done poop outside my house but she was hoping the excercise could move something inside me to make me do what I needed to do....



Beer! Can I have one?? No??? Hmmm....

Well maybe I can have some nachos or an ice cream! No?? Hmmm....

Sniffing a high pee mail!

We were walking for almost 2 hours... and nothing. So when we came home my mom called my Vet again. After several questions he gave my mom the remedy....

Olive oil mixed with honey bee!
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He told my mom to give it to me before my dinner. So we had to wait for another 6 hours! Finally it was time and she gave me the remedy. For some reason my mom did not give it to me with the honey bee but I did not care. The oil was tasty and even I licked the spoon!
I ate my rice and chicken and then I then I told my mom... "Excuse me for a minute... I have something to do! And.... TA-DA! A perfect poop!
My mom does not know if the olive oil worked or maybe it was time for me to do it!
So, everything looks great right now!
Thanks a lot to you all for your well wishes!
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Are you happy now, mom??

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Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza

73 comments:

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Haha, what did you do grinning from ear to ear, Lorenza?
Please forgive me for not being around lately, my mom has leaky and itchy eyes due to seasonal allergy, will do more visting and posting next week.
Thanks for posting the pressies, I'm glad everything got to your paws intact. Enjoy the small gifts, my mom says she has fun shopping for you, can't wait to see you in your new dresses.
The video made us rolled on floor laughing, I dropped my jaw when you had your nose in the box to look for more, you smart girl Lorenza.
Love ya.

sadermaxx said...

We are so glad you are feeling better Lorenza!

Hoover said...

Hey Lorenza,

I just knew everything would come out OK. (ha ha).

Sheesh! Humans! If we could work the can opener we wouldn't need em. But they do come in handy for tummy rubs.

Hoover BPD

Niamh said...

Glad you are feeling better Lorenza! I can see it from your smiling face. People are obsessed with poop! They are always worried about it.

Your friend,
Niamh

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Olive oil -- is there anything it CAN'T do?

Cole said...

Glad you're feeling better!!

Oskar said...

I'm glad you're feeling better. I'm curious about where you usually poop if you don't do it outside? I poop outside in my yard.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wonderful. Mission accomplished!

kalyxcorn said...

i'm so proud of you for producing the perfect poop! so glad you are feeling much better!

hugs,
baxter

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Oh what a relief. I am so happy for your perfect turd. Doesn't mom know it takes time to make one so perfect? I mean.. come on. At least you got some yummy stuff.. but I think I still rather have the beer and nachos.
norwood

Mack and Sally Ann said...

You should enter the smile contest. That is a good smile. Humans are hard to figure out.
Sally Ann

Martine said...

We are very glad to hear you got some tasty olive oil and did your deed.

xo martine & the kiddlets

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Momma hasn't heard of that one but she's filed it for future info.


Glad to hear that everything is working now.


Princess Eva

Faya said...

I am so happy you feel better ! I hope will have treats again now....
Kisses, Faya

Thor said...

Lorenza, eu estou tão feliz que você está se sentindo melhor!

xoxo
Thor

MAX said...

Hey there Lorenza
Poop or no poop...you always look awesome in your dresses! We are happy that you are feeling better and hope the good moment continues.
Be well and happy!
Licks from
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

hero said...

Hi Lorenza,

Glad to hear that your bowel movement is operating back at normal level... with some added lubrication. Mom would be relief now.

Licks, hero

Teddy Bear said...

It's so great to see your beautiful smile again. I'm so glad that you are feeling better. I always make poopies on walks.:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

Maggie and Mitch said...

Yeaaaaaaaaaa, we are loving your smile, Lorenza! We're so glad your poops are back to normal for you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Martha Basset said...

Hi Lorenza, we are happy to see your smile has returned!
Yes humans are obsessed with poop for some reason.
As you demonstrated you will do what you need to do when you need to do it!
That should be good enough for them.
Have a great weekend.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Noah the Airedale said...

A two hour walk...crikey you must have been exhausted. Glad you finally pooped. At least your mama can relax now hehe.

tailwags
Noah

Brindusa said...

Glad to hear dear Lorenza that you finally did a great ... thing. We never had such a problem, so we don't know how it is. We eat only home made food for breakfast (chicken soup with rice)and for dinner dry food. We ask Mom to give us honey on bread with butter, cause we love it. But Mom says everything with measure.
Very happy to hear that olive oil had good results on your little discomfort. We are not sure we would have like it, but you seem very brave, indeed.
Love you

umekotyan said...

Good evening lorenza
It worries about the physical condition.
Treatment and the nourishment of the medicine are necessary.
In the combination of honey and the olive oil, nourishment is full marks.
A wonderful weekend while praying for health.
:D

from loved ume tyan

Mack said...

I can tell you were super proud of your poo Lorenza! Just look at that smile!

Mango said...

The people sure seem to be very interested in our poo regardless of the form or quantity. It is just one of those questions that have no good answer.

Slobbers,
Mango

Samantha said...

Oh GOOD girl, Lorenza!!! As usual, love the outfit - and glad you were able to get some relief!
Hugs xo
Sammie

Bijou said...

Yeah those hoomans are hard to please sometimes. They want us to poop, they don't want us to poop. Make your mind up already! BOL

I'm glad everything is back to 'normal'. Whatever that may be.

Waggles,
Bijou

Frankie Furter said...

Oh Yes that human obsession with Poops. If we did that... THEY would be all upset with US. Glad that it all worked out to HER satisfaction. hehehe
cute new dress.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Lorenza..we are happy to hear mom's nerves are at ease and the poopy arrived. Thank goodness for "the remedy"
BOL
Benny & Lily

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Lorenza
Glad yer doing better Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Gaucho Tibetano said...

hi sweet lorenza
has estado enferma??? has caso a mama y ponte buena pronto..
que haremos si te pones más malita???
te keremos lorenza

Elizabeth said...

Good girl, Lorenza!
Lots of dog mommies look at their pups poop.
It is normal.
we need to know if we are feeling you the right thing!
if you could eat anything you would get fatter and fatter! love from Buster

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Or was it The Yankees?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Daisy said...

Good poopin', Lorenza! I can tell you are very proud.

Mason Dixie said...

I am glad your poo came out okay this time. =) I am beginning to worry about the package I sent you a long time ago? was wondering if you have ever received it? if not let me know and I will send something again. =)

Stella said...

This is a non-poop comment:

Lorenza, you look lovely as always and that is one of my favorite dresses you are wearing!

I am happy for you that everything is fine again.

Kisses,
Stella

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we are glad everything came out Ol(ha ha ha ah that was an Archie joke....) We LOVE chicken and rice!!!!! Love and kisses A+A

Yogui said...

Si ya te lo decía yo princesa... que estos humanos no nos entienden y se preocupan por cosas que, si le das tiempo al tiempo, pasan en su orden natural. De todas formas los remedios caseros son saludables y ricos.
Patitas
Yogui

The Army of Four said...

A good poop is ALWAYS a good thing! Glad everything went well.
Mmm.... nachos AND a beer sound great, don't they?
Play bows,
Zim

Jan's Funny Farm said...

So you know Brindusa. We just met her today.

CCSI said...

I'm cewtainly happy Lowenza
Hoomans awe poo obcessed I think, but I'm so glad you'we feelig good and got some yummie oil too
love you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Duffy said...

Humans are a bit obsessive when it comes to goings in and comings out. Glad you're back to normal.
Luv,
Duffy

Deefor said...

Humans are just never happy. Too much poop. Not enough poop. Glad you're feeling better. Hope you get to taste the honey. That stuff looks good. Maybe the less you poop the more treats your mom will try. Training humans with poop!

Tulip Frolics said...

Glad you pooped Lorenza. I get tummy aches ever so often myself. Mom thinks I'm half goat, I'll swallow anything.

That blue dress looks lovely on you.

SEDONA said...

Yay Lorenza! So glad you are back to...regularity! I felt bad when I read about how you had to fast then eat yucky stuff. What a nice package you got! With your duck-attacking moves, you can be an honorary Toller :-)
Your pal,
Sedona

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Wowee.. 100 degrees.. Oh hum. I unfortunately love cold weather... (mom's okay with it until March). I was think Lorenza. YOu are always so fancy. I think you should post a fashion show with a few of your fashion dress favorites. I know the boys... ahem gentleman will loove to see your long torso trot around.
norwood

Snowy and Crystal said...

hoomans always worry .. we also sometimes wonder what's wrong with them

We are happy to read that you are feeling better though :)

TOTALLY love your cute dress

Maltese Paws

S&C

Koobuss said...

Well Lorenza, as they say, "All's well that ends well". HAHAHA!!!

Glad everything came out alright.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Mochi and Mommy said...

Yay! I'm glad you're feeling better! Love that last pic! :)

Mochi

River said...

My mom is obsessed with our poop too! It's a human thing. At least you got to enjoy the oil!

love & wags,
River

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

We are so glad you now have perfect poop! A pooping problem can be quite stressful. Glad you are ok now!
--JB

The OP Pack said...

So good to hear the poopdate, Lorenza. Don't you look so cute in that dress! Hope tobeback home soon.

Woos, the OP Pack

Ruby and Penny said...

You look so proud of yourself Lorenza. We're glad you are feeling better.
Love Ruby & Penny

Tessa the Maltese said...

Hi Lorenza,

So happy that your feeling better.

Your smiling picture is the cutiest picture of you smiling! You really should enter the smiling contest! Your smile is GREAT!!!

Hugs, Tessa

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Humans have this total poop fixation. Mom collected some of TaiChi's and stored it in the fridge overnight (in a plastic container) and then made a special trip with it to the vet. Like it was a gold brick or something. But I'm glad that you're glad about your poop!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Bobby said...

Glad you are ok now, tummy pains are awful.

wildcatsthree said...

We're glad to hear everything "came out alright" Lorenza. A doggie can't be her best when something's amiss with her plumbing.

Abby & Rosie

Brownie said...

Lorenza, isn't it amazing how the hoomans are obsessed with our poo?! I mean, have they nothin' to do than scrutinize our doodoo?! Oh well... sounds like your mom and my momster are related to the poop goddesses...!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We are so happy that everything came out all right.. he he

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Clive said...

Glad the olive oil did the trick Lorenza.

take care
Clive

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Lorenza...the hoomans are NEVER happy bout our bizness...it's either too mushy, too firm, too stinky, too much, too whatever...sheeshch...

I mean we don't keep track of what THEY do in their pawsonal time, do we???

So glad everything came out OK in the end dear girl!!!


Kisses...Laciegirlie

TwoSpecialWires said...

That's a great "Ta-Da" smile, Lorenza! We're happy for you! We call 'em PNPs. Perfectly Normal Poops!

Celebrating the little things!
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Sonic said...

Hi Lorenza!

I have a neighbor that's a daschund too... but she's Dutch and not Spanish like you. Does that make a difference? I don't know yet...

And congrats on the poop!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Parents are awfully concerned about poop. We have no idea why. We're glad everything is back to normal in that department for you!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hey Lorenza
I hope you are still pooping the perfect turd.
norwood

*Boo said...

Hi Lorenza!

Olive oil is magic! :) Hope your poop is still normal.

xo
Sonic's mom

Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee Lorenza, y does they get so worried about us all the time...does they poop everyday??

b safe,
~rocky!~

Twix said...

Lorenza,
My dad is OB-SESSED with my poop. He even knows what times of day I should go. Crazy huh?
Glad you are feeling better.
Snuggles,
Twix

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

Interesting remedy for no poop - we've never heard of that one before. Well, glad that you finally went poop and stopped worrying your mom ;)

Love,
Jemma

Poronchi Ninja Puppy said...
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Poronchi Ninja Puppy said...

hahaha... dat's so funny.... i bet ur mom is super satisfied now :D

*hugz*
Pochi

Hana said...

I have heard it takes 2 days for food to move through a dog's body. So, if nothing goes in, nothing comes out.

Glad stuff finally came out!

Dino and Family said...

It must be awful to be constipated, I am glad the olive oil worked for you! Yay! Love, Dino