Do you remember my old lady?
Here she is now.... hat-less
And arm-lessThere is always a first time for everything. And this is the first time that I do this to a toy! But I have to say that it was not all my fault. My mom is guilty too. I was playing with her. Shaking, shaking, shaking and then my mom came and tried to grab her by one leg, I had her arm in my mouth, I refused to give her up... and the rest is history!
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Maybe if I practice enough I can ask to the Santos team for a job!
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
Lorenza
ReplyDeleteThat was totally not youw fault..cleawly youw Mommi wipped out that lady's awm..
I think Santos would win ALL theiw games if you wewe on the team
You awe tewwific
smoochie kisses
Asta
Kewl - great work Lorenza - keep it up - you can destroy anything now that your mummy has shown you how !!
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Bella
Oh dear, the poor old lady. Will your mom perform surgery on her to fix her arm back? You sure are pawsome with that ball
ReplyDelete~ Girl girl
woofies Lorenza, me nos u woodnt hurt dat old lady...iffin u need a good doglawyer me will help u finded one...
ReplyDeleteb safe,
;)lacylulu
Don't worry too much Lorenza, that type of stuffy destruction happens here all the time!
ReplyDeleteI like how much you loved playing with you ball!!
Holly
Not you fault Lorenza. You Momma should know you have the jaws of steel!
ReplyDeleteKeep practicing your soccer moves.
Good job on the old lady Lorenza.
ReplyDeleteThe Mighty Scruff
wow, you are some "surgeon" ripping the old lady apart! Very funny tale!
ReplyDeletelove and licks, Marvin xxxxx
You look cute in the video too.
good job!!!! wat toy means to us if we're not allow to rip them off?
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Lorenza!! You're mighty vicious!! (Pat on the back!)
ReplyDeleteOh Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteYou are getting good with the destruction!
And I know the Santos would be proud to have you!
Lorenza...
ReplyDeleteTotally not your fault...no way. I mean that is what the game tug the old lady is all about, right. But your Mom should TOTALLY buy you a new old lady!
Lots of Licks, ruby
No es tu culpa Lorenza, no te preocupes, libera ese cargo de culpa.
ReplyDeleteAhora que lo veo bien ese muñeco es la Bruja del 71? esta muy bonito.
I have not met your Old Woman yet but I must say, you did a great job with her arm & hat!
ReplyDeleteLove licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
It's fun to rip out all the stuffing too!
ReplyDeleteGOOD JOB on the old lady, Lorenza!
ReplyDeleteI loved watching your ears flop and your tail wag when you chased the ball!
Mom and I have wripped limbs off stuffies playing tug-og-war, too.
ReplyDeleteDachshunds must be natural soccer players. My sister is awesome at controling a ball and putting it into the bushes which we call the goal. There is a big huge ball in the backyard that she likes to bounce off her nose. I stay out of her way when she starts playing soccer in the back yard cuz she's crazy!
Kaos
Aaah you are the most spoiled dog in the world!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd you look just like my Tilo.
I added you to my blogroll in my page (www.meduelelachoya.com) in which sometimes I talk about my little baby. Im also creating a mexican dachshunds msn group at: http://groups.msn.com/DachshundsMexicanos
PS: I hate you, you haver better clothes than me XD!!!
Tilo sends you kisses!!!
Poor old lady. Is she going to go through any surgery to have her arm fixed?
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Snowball
OOPS!!! These things happen! Poor old woman!
ReplyDeleteIt looks to us like any team would be happy to have you playing for them!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
The old lady obviously needed a serious apaweration!!
ReplyDeleteYou'd be the most beautiful soccor player in the whole world!!
Lola
There had to have been something wrong with that lady's arm or it would not have come off. How can that be your fault? I see you as a surgeon and a soccer player.
ReplyDeleteGood work, Lorenza! J x
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the SKC! (Stuffie Killing Club)
ReplyDeletewags from the whippets, lifetime members of the SKC
Great job on that stuffie! None of ours look quite right and not a single one squeaks anymore. You're very skillful with that ball. Woo!
ReplyDeleteECHO
That Old Lady would be missing a lot more body parts if she was at our house.
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
Hi Lorenza - you look like you're having so much fun! (and don't worry too much about the hat, it was probably worth it, to a dog!)
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-Charlie
Excellent job, Lorenza!! We are proud of you!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love that you took her arm off!! Be assertive little girl!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Clive's Mom
Wow - you are good with good with the soccer ball.. maybe you could play for the Santos!
ReplyDeleteYou are supposed to help little old ladies cross the street!
ReplyDeleteLorenza, you look too sweet to destroy anything!
~ChaCHi and JET
Uau, você joga futebol muito bem!
ReplyDeleteThor
Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteYou have some of the cutest clothes! Where do you get them? Just adorable!
Kisses & Licks,
Sami
oops! now that was totally not your fault. plus, the old lady's arm is so thin, i'm sure without any accidents it would still fall off sooner or later hee hee
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chiyo
hi lorenza...
ReplyDeletei just caught up on your blog..i took a few days off....your dresses are just beautiful...i keep telling mom to get me a dress...i especially like the yellow one....i wish they made them for big busted woman like me...i also love your old lady doll...you are so fun lorenza..keep up the good bloggin
I can't believe how good you are at soccer, you should definitely try out! You really taught that old lady who is boss.
ReplyDeleteOh poor old lady...Good work with the ball!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure grandma can perform some arm surgery on your old lady toy!
ReplyDeleteI'm rather impressed with your football skills young lady.
Toodle pip
Harry x
Leí el comentario de Gira, es cierto que es la bruja de 71??
ReplyDeleteuuff, mi mami creció viendo el Chavo del 8!!
Acá en Argentina nos gusta mucho, todavía lo siguen repitiendo.
Patitas
Good evening lorenza.
ReplyDeleteDestruction recalled the word said the start of the imagination.
Needing the arm and the hat are mended, and it exists.
A wonderful weekend with the ball. ：）
from loved ume tyan
It's never the dog's fault!
ReplyDeletehi Lorenza, good job on the toy. ripping them apart is so satisfying, isn't it?! and you are an excellent soccer player. that looks like so much fun. we would like to join you for a game of soccer.
ReplyDeletewoofs!
maybe your grammie can put that lady back together! I loved your video, you are a superstar!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Ricky
I think you would be a great addition to the Santos team. They should hire you! You already have a uniform!
ReplyDeleteYour friend, Lenny
Aww we're sorry that your toy broke :( We dont think its really your fault though, and dont worry, it looks like it can easily be mended!
ReplyDeleteLove Weeny and Daisy xx xx
Yepper i caught the little pill and rolled him right over. I know soon he will be as big as I am and it won't be as easy but I can keep messing with him until he does...
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
Wow lorenza! You're a great player! i think they HAVE to give you a job!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh the art of toy destruction, you and your mum make a great team Lorenza. We like your football skills.
ReplyDeleteHugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
Hee hee... that's happened to some of our toys too... BOL..
ReplyDeleteAnd you are really good at soccer!! You should totally try out fur the team!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena
We'll get you to be like a terrier yet little one!!! We would have ripped both arms and legs and the indside out!!(and in about 5 seconds!!!) Good job!! LoveA+A
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't been around a computer for a while. Whose fault is that? You are an amazing soccer player. You should be on a team. They should make stuffies stronger.
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