FOR RENT
PAPER SHREDDER MACHINE
We are offering for rent this powerful paper shredder machine. You can hire her services per minute or per hour according to the amount of work you need to be done. You just need to give her your unwanted paper and she will work on them happily. Our machine is low maintenance. Just give her a bunch of treats and the work will be done in less time than you think. We guarantee her effectiveness. Call now!
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
Haha... this is so funny..maybe my mom would like to put up Bond for rent too, hmmm...
ReplyDeleteLorenza, you do good work. You should get paid for that.
ReplyDeleteMom says she will rent you. Just have your mom fly you to us. :)
ReplyDeleteOh my dogness Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteYou & our new foster, Evander, could go into the shredding business together. Moms used a paper towel Monday night & l left the role on a tv tray. He got ahold of it and tore it all up in tennie, tiny, little pieces that looked like snow and it was all over the house. of course it was the first thing she saw when she got home from work yesterday and was Mommy MAD!! It isn't fair...we all got punshied last night cause he was naughty. Do you think that is fair?
We tried to tell Moms it wasn't us but she said we have all torn up paper before so how did she know who did it.So we were all in the "doghouse". She said "all for one and one for all" what does that mean?
Ps. Toby thinks the last picture of you sitting in the paper is the cutest he's ever seen.
Mommy has forgiven us now so we are out of the doghouse again. Thank Goodness.....we don't like ut when she is mad at us.
Love from Mona, Jacks, Toby and Evander too!!
Wow, Lorenza! Your own business! I hope you charge a lot, you can make a fortune! And you do it so well, too!!
ReplyDeleteSmoooooches!!
--Winnie :-)
Ha, ha, ha!!! That's great Lorenza. My Mom will totally rent you!!!
ReplyDeleteLots of Licks, Ruby
Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteI'll get my girl to rent you, that way you'll have to fly to GooberStan and hang with us for a LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG time. There's a lot of paper to shred here (I'd even help you, girlie).
Goob love,
Stanley
Tee-hee I love to shred the papers too! We would like to rent you, but not for paper shredding, but for playing and fun instead!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Ricky
Impressive!!! Maybe I could rent out Samuel for this type of work too. He seems to have the same qualifications!!
ReplyDeleteHolly
we have a paper shredder that you plug into the wall and everytime Mom uses it Tanner gets so mad and barks at it. I think he would not bark at you!!
ReplyDeleteboy that's the most bootiful machine I've ever seen, and vewy efficient! The pentagon can use you, heheheh, you could make big bucks!
ReplyDeleteI'll post again tomowwow aftewnoon about mowe adventuwes at the lake..I'm too tired now, and have to get up eawly...have a bootiful day
smoochie kisses
Asta
omdog, you've discovered a marketable skill that pretty high in demand lorenza! you're gonna be RICH!
ReplyDeleteIt was that sort of thing that made Mummy buy a little cage to stop the post falling to the floor. Its on the floor its mine.
ReplyDeleteSimba xx
Oh wow Lorenza! You do a better job than the machine itself & you're cheaper! Hmm...I should recommend my hoomans to give old papers to you to shred them.
ReplyDeleteLove licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Lorenza:
ReplyDeleteWhen do you have an opening....
Our Mom needs to get you to work on some of papers....
What kind of treats ?? Chicken - Buffalo....When can you be here???
Is the shredder done?
ReplyDeleteIt is shredder if it doesn't take care as for an important document. ：）
from loved ume tyan
lorenza amiga.. no es bueno comer papel ni plastico como el otro post.
ReplyDeleteche amiga has pensado en hacer la traduccion del post en español???
Oh you are so much cooler than that loud shredding machine Dad has!! I don't know if we could afford the shipping.
ReplyDeleteSherman, Penny & Lola
Hola Lorenza,
ReplyDeletegee...you are really good at that...Just don't work full time, OK...we need you to full time to be cute & lovely here at DWB! OK!
& Make sure you are getting enough breaks...your job sounds very exhausting!
Love & Licks,
Randi
Hahha, Mom would love to hire you!! She has a ton of paper that needs to be shredded.
ReplyDeleteTobes
oh lorenza i love shredding paper too! especially the ones mommy likes because when i steals them, she chases me all over the house and it is so much FUN! i also highly recommend the shredding and tearing to pieces of toilet paper - it's so sqeezably soft - and also the empty rolls when the toilet paper is gone. yum yum yum!
ReplyDeletesmoochies, coco
Go Lorenza go! What an important job - you're really earning your room & board!
ReplyDeleteTail wags
Ginger
Yes Lorenza... please come over here!
ReplyDeleteLoves,
Tofu
Woot! You're going to have so much money that you'll be able to buy EVERY SINGLE TOY IN THE WORLD!!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFrenchie Snorts
Balboa
Hola Lorenza
ReplyDelete¡Hola! Perdonar por favor mi mal español, yo necesitan la práctica así que puedo leer blogs en español también.
¡Te amamos como desfibradora de papel Lorenza, mi mamá podríamos utilizarte en su oficina! Grandes cuadros.
Recuerdos - Dory
Hmmmm.... Lorenza, when Mom saw your work she looked at us and said she wanted to rent you. Do you think she wants you so she can replace us? You are very cute and very efficient at shredding! If Mom calls, don't let her rent you! Please!
ReplyDeleteI love to shred up paper. Maybe I can come and help you out.
ReplyDeletexoxoPugsley
u really looks powerful n reliable..unlike those electrical machine tat contribute 2 global warming n might even got jam sometime...
ReplyDeleteWOW Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteYou did a good job! U have prove urself to be a worthy dachshund!
Love,
Reina
Lorenza
ReplyDeleteYou are much prettier than the shredders around here. We have the plastic one, my little bro Arrow, and the old bearded one on a snowboard!
Deefor
Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteYou are such a pretty paper shredder. My girl just bought a new paper shredder today, and it broke after only 12 sheets of paper. I bet you could do a much better job. Comet likes to shred paper too, but the girl won't let him. Crazy people. They buy machines to do things that are fun for us!
BLU
hahaha.. this is so funny Lorenza.. but i think u are doing a very good job here... and at least u can earn yourself some money to buy toys n treats.. heheheh..
ReplyDeleteLove
Golden Rossi