Somebody please explain me what is wrong with humans!
First my mom was worried due to my mushy poop. Vet visit. I got an injection and he changed my diet... and no veggies and treats. OK! Then.... no poop at all and then more worries. 2 days and no poop.
This morning we went out for a walkie. My mom got a poop bag with her. I have never done poop outside my house but she was hoping the excercise could move something inside me to make me do what I needed to do....
Beer! Can I have one?? No??? Hmmm....
Well maybe I can have some nachos or an ice cream! No?? Hmmm....
Sniffing a high pee mail!We were walking for almost 2 hours... and nothing. So when we came home my mom called my Vet again. After several questions he gave my mom the remedy....
Olive oil mixed with honey bee!*
He told my mom to give it to me before my dinner. So we had to wait for another 6 hours! Finally it was time and she gave me the remedy. For some reason my mom did not give it to me with the honey bee but I did not care. The oil was tasty and even I licked the spoon!
I ate my rice and chicken and then I then I told my mom... "Excuse me for a minute... I have something to do! And.... TA-DA! A perfect poop!
My mom does not know if the olive oil worked or maybe it was time for me to do it!
So, everything looks great right now!
So, everything looks great right now!
Thanks a lot to you all for your well wishes!
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Are you happy now, mom??*************************************************
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
Haha, what did you do grinning from ear to ear, Lorenza?
ReplyDeletePlease forgive me for not being around lately, my mom has leaky and itchy eyes due to seasonal allergy, will do more visting and posting next week.
Thanks for posting the pressies, I'm glad everything got to your paws intact. Enjoy the small gifts, my mom says she has fun shopping for you, can't wait to see you in your new dresses.
The video made us rolled on floor laughing, I dropped my jaw when you had your nose in the box to look for more, you smart girl Lorenza.
Love ya.
We are so glad you are feeling better Lorenza!
ReplyDeleteHey Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteI just knew everything would come out OK. (ha ha).
Sheesh! Humans! If we could work the can opener we wouldn't need em. But they do come in handy for tummy rubs.
Hoover BPD
Glad you are feeling better Lorenza! I can see it from your smiling face. People are obsessed with poop! They are always worried about it.
ReplyDeleteYour friend,
Niamh
Olive oil -- is there anything it CAN'T do?
ReplyDeleteGlad you're feeling better!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're feeling better. I'm curious about where you usually poop if you don't do it outside? I poop outside in my yard.
ReplyDeleteWonderful. Mission accomplished!
ReplyDeletei'm so proud of you for producing the perfect poop! so glad you are feeling much better!
ReplyDeletehugs,
baxter
Oh what a relief. I am so happy for your perfect turd. Doesn't mom know it takes time to make one so perfect? I mean.. come on. At least you got some yummy stuff.. but I think I still rather have the beer and nachos.
ReplyDeletenorwood
You should enter the smile contest. That is a good smile. Humans are hard to figure out.
ReplyDeleteSally Ann
We are very glad to hear you got some tasty olive oil and did your deed.
ReplyDeletexo martine & the kiddlets
Momma hasn't heard of that one but she's filed it for future info.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that everything is working now.
Princess Eva
I am so happy you feel better ! I hope will have treats again now....
ReplyDeleteKisses, Faya
Lorenza, eu estou tão feliz que você está se sentindo melhor!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Thor
Hey there Lorenza
ReplyDeletePoop or no poop...you always look awesome in your dresses! We are happy that you are feeling better and hope the good moment continues.
Be well and happy!
Licks from
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA
Hi Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that your bowel movement is operating back at normal level... with some added lubrication. Mom would be relief now.
Licks, hero
It's so great to see your beautiful smile again. I'm so glad that you are feeling better. I always make poopies on walks.:)
ReplyDeleteLove,
Teddy Bear
Yeaaaaaaaaaa, we are loving your smile, Lorenza! We're so glad your poops are back to normal for you!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hi Lorenza, we are happy to see your smile has returned!
ReplyDeleteYes humans are obsessed with poop for some reason.
As you demonstrated you will do what you need to do when you need to do it!
That should be good enough for them.
Have a great weekend.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
A two hour walk...crikey you must have been exhausted. Glad you finally pooped. At least your mama can relax now hehe.
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Noah
Glad to hear dear Lorenza that you finally did a great ... thing. We never had such a problem, so we don't know how it is. We eat only home made food for breakfast (chicken soup with rice)and for dinner dry food. We ask Mom to give us honey on bread with butter, cause we love it. But Mom says everything with measure.
ReplyDeleteVery happy to hear that olive oil had good results on your little discomfort. We are not sure we would have like it, but you seem very brave, indeed.
Love you
Good evening lorenza
ReplyDeleteIt worries about the physical condition.
Treatment and the nourishment of the medicine are necessary.
In the combination of honey and the olive oil, nourishment is full marks.
A wonderful weekend while praying for health.
：D
from loved ume tyan
I can tell you were super proud of your poo Lorenza! Just look at that smile!
ReplyDeleteThe people sure seem to be very interested in our poo regardless of the form or quantity. It is just one of those questions that have no good answer.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
Oh GOOD girl, Lorenza!!! As usual, love the outfit - and glad you were able to get some relief!
ReplyDeleteHugs xo
Sammie
Yeah those hoomans are hard to please sometimes. They want us to poop, they don't want us to poop. Make your mind up already! BOL
ReplyDeleteI'm glad everything is back to 'normal'. Whatever that may be.
Waggles,
Bijou
Oh Yes that human obsession with Poops. If we did that... THEY would be all upset with US. Glad that it all worked out to HER satisfaction. hehehe
ReplyDeletecute new dress.
Oh Lorenza..we are happy to hear mom's nerves are at ease and the poopy arrived. Thank goodness for "the remedy"
ReplyDeleteBOL
Benny & Lily
Harrrrr Lorenza
ReplyDeleteGlad yer doing better Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
hi sweet lorenza
ReplyDeletehas estado enferma??? has caso a mama y ponte buena pronto..
que haremos si te pones más malita???
te keremos lorenza
Good girl, Lorenza!
ReplyDeleteLots of dog mommies look at their pups poop.
It is normal.
we need to know if we are feeling you the right thing!
if you could eat anything you would get fatter and fatter! love from Buster
Or was it The Yankees?
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Good poopin', Lorenza! I can tell you are very proud.
ReplyDeleteI am glad your poo came out okay this time. =) I am beginning to worry about the package I sent you a long time ago? was wondering if you have ever received it? if not let me know and I will send something again. =)
ReplyDeleteThis is a non-poop comment:
ReplyDeleteLorenza, you look lovely as always and that is one of my favorite dresses you are wearing!
I am happy for you that everything is fine again.
Kisses,
Stella
Well we are glad everything came out Ol(ha ha ha ah that was an Archie joke....) We LOVE chicken and rice!!!!! Love and kisses A+A
ReplyDeleteSi ya te lo decía yo princesa... que estos humanos no nos entienden y se preocupan por cosas que, si le das tiempo al tiempo, pasan en su orden natural. De todas formas los remedios caseros son saludables y ricos.
ReplyDeletePatitas
Yogui
A good poop is ALWAYS a good thing! Glad everything went well.
ReplyDeleteMmm.... nachos AND a beer sound great, don't they?
Play bows,
Zim
So you know Brindusa. We just met her today.
ReplyDeleteI'm cewtainly happy Lowenza
ReplyDeleteHoomans awe poo obcessed I think, but I'm so glad you'we feelig good and got some yummie oil too
love you
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Humans are a bit obsessive when it comes to goings in and comings out. Glad you're back to normal.
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Duffy
Humans are just never happy. Too much poop. Not enough poop. Glad you're feeling better. Hope you get to taste the honey. That stuff looks good. Maybe the less you poop the more treats your mom will try. Training humans with poop!
ReplyDeleteGlad you pooped Lorenza. I get tummy aches ever so often myself. Mom thinks I'm half goat, I'll swallow anything.
ReplyDeleteThat blue dress looks lovely on you.
Yay Lorenza! So glad you are back to...regularity! I felt bad when I read about how you had to fast then eat yucky stuff. What a nice package you got! With your duck-attacking moves, you can be an honorary Toller :-)
ReplyDeleteYour pal,
Sedona
Wowee.. 100 degrees.. Oh hum. I unfortunately love cold weather... (mom's okay with it until March). I was think Lorenza. YOu are always so fancy. I think you should post a fashion show with a few of your fashion dress favorites. I know the boys... ahem gentleman will loove to see your long torso trot around.
ReplyDeletenorwood
hoomans always worry .. we also sometimes wonder what's wrong with them
ReplyDeleteWe are happy to read that you are feeling better though :)
TOTALLY love your cute dress
Maltese Paws
S&C
Well Lorenza, as they say, "All's well that ends well". HAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad everything came out alright.
Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
Yay! I'm glad you're feeling better! Love that last pic! :)
ReplyDeleteMochi
My mom is obsessed with our poop too! It's a human thing. At least you got to enjoy the oil!
ReplyDeletelove & wags,
River
We are so glad you now have perfect poop! A pooping problem can be quite stressful. Glad you are ok now!
ReplyDelete--JB
So good to hear the poopdate, Lorenza. Don't you look so cute in that dress! Hope tobeback home soon.
ReplyDeleteWoos, the OP Pack
You look so proud of yourself Lorenza. We're glad you are feeling better.
ReplyDeleteLove Ruby & Penny
Hi Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteSo happy that your feeling better.
Your smiling picture is the cutiest picture of you smiling! You really should enter the smiling contest! Your smile is GREAT!!!
Hugs, Tessa
Humans have this total poop fixation. Mom collected some of TaiChi's and stored it in the fridge overnight (in a plastic container) and then made a special trip with it to the vet. Like it was a gold brick or something. But I'm glad that you're glad about your poop!
ReplyDelete*kissey face*
-Fiona
Glad you are ok now, tummy pains are awful.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad to hear everything "came out alright" Lorenza. A doggie can't be her best when something's amiss with her plumbing.
ReplyDeleteAbby & Rosie
Lorenza, isn't it amazing how the hoomans are obsessed with our poo?! I mean, have they nothin' to do than scrutinize our doodoo?! Oh well... sounds like your mom and my momster are related to the poop goddesses...!
ReplyDeleteWe are so happy that everything came out all right.. he he
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Glad the olive oil did the trick Lorenza.
ReplyDeletetake care
Clive
Oh Lorenza...the hoomans are NEVER happy bout our bizness...it's either too mushy, too firm, too stinky, too much, too whatever...sheeshch...
ReplyDeleteI mean we don't keep track of what THEY do in their pawsonal time, do we???
So glad everything came out OK in the end dear girl!!!
Kisses...Laciegirlie
That's a great "Ta-Da" smile, Lorenza! We're happy for you! We call 'em PNPs. Perfectly Normal Poops!
ReplyDeleteCelebrating the little things!
Jake and Fergi xxoo
Hi Lorenza!
ReplyDeleteI have a neighbor that's a daschund too... but she's Dutch and not Spanish like you. Does that make a difference? I don't know yet...
And congrats on the poop!
Parents are awfully concerned about poop. We have no idea why. We're glad everything is back to normal in that department for you!
ReplyDeletePug love from,
Pearl & Daisy
Hey Lorenza
ReplyDeleteI hope you are still pooping the perfect turd.
norwood
Hi Lorenza!
ReplyDeleteOlive oil is magic! :) Hope your poop is still normal.
xo
Sonic's mom
w00fs, heehee Lorenza, y does they get so worried about us all the time...does they poop everyday??
ReplyDeleteb safe,
~rocky!~
Lorenza,
ReplyDeleteMy dad is OB-SESSED with my poop. He even knows what times of day I should go. Crazy huh?
Glad you are feeling better.
Snuggles,
Twix
Interesting remedy for no poop - we've never heard of that one before. Well, glad that you finally went poop and stopped worrying your mom ;)
ReplyDeleteLove,
Jemma
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ReplyDeletehahaha... dat's so funny.... i bet ur mom is super satisfied now :D
ReplyDelete*hugz*
Pochi
I have heard it takes 2 days for food to move through a dog's body. So, if nothing goes in, nothing comes out.
ReplyDeleteGlad stuff finally came out!
It must be awful to be constipated, I am glad the olive oil worked for you! Yay! Love, Dino
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